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I went to Bob's house and his mom made us chili for dinner. I had to get away to the can but she kept talking and talking until I just had to blast an air biscuit her way because she had become such a MILFO.
MILFO by PMax January 30, 2009
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mother i would like to fuck "off" : opposite meaning to milf , an effective way to point out an ugly old minga
fuck me look at this milfo..................jog on sweetheart !!!!!
milfo by ash the fingermaster December 28, 2009
A mother I’d like to fuck off
That lady over there isn’t a milf she’s a milfo
Milfo by Alec4c February 12, 2022
Not to be confused with Milf, Milfo means Mother I'd Like To Fuck Off
My girlfriends mother keeps sticking her oar in, she's a total Milfo
milfo by PKFlex October 31, 2007
Johns mum really pissed me off so I called her a MILFO
MILFO by Milkhead Blad February 15, 2009

Milfaholic 

A man obsessed with staring or flirting with hot looking moms that he can’t even stay focused on a task
This dude was staring at this hot mom walking down the street when he rear ended the car in front of him.

The cop said this is the third time this guy had done this so he arrested him for being a milfaholic
Milfaholic by Tatunka December 9, 2018

Draco Malfoy 

A popular member of the Slytherin house. Often threatens to tell his father about things that he doesn't like at Hogwarts.
"Just wait 'til my father hears about this."- Draco MAlfoy
Draco Malfoy by poopooy October 3, 2012
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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