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MILFITAAFIHM 

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In the Ass And Finish In Her Mouth
Horny Teenager: Dude, look at that MILFITAAFIHM!
MILFITAAFIHM by Frabianc May 15, 2011
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MILFaction 

Noun referring to furtive sexual activity with a mature woman, especially one that has children.
Yeah, Snorgtee girls are hot ! But I'll settle for some MILFaction any day.
MILFaction by Juan del Taco August 16, 2011

Milfantasy 

Mental state induced by the presence of one or several milfs. Young, single men are most at risk. Common alleged symptoms are daydreaming and overwhelming desire. Also known as cougar disease.
Milfantasy occurences have increased phenomenally since the invention of the internet.
Milfantasy by skyjuice December 30, 2008

milfača 

a term that's used to describe someone thats extra milf, like angelina jolie

chemistry professor in xvi.
bro i watched a video and i saw 2 guys and a milfača just standing.
milfača by smalltittiegf November 30, 2020
Mother I'd Like to Fuck In The Ass Violently
Gee wiz Damian, your mom is a MILFITAV!
MILFITAV by haha dee March 23, 2007
Shit, Heather Locklear is a Milfita.
milfita by Fuck Off July 26, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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