MILFaction

Noun referring to furtive sexual activity with a mature woman, especially one that has children.

Yeah, Snorgtee girls are hot ! But I'll settle for some MILFaction any day.

by Juan del Taco August 16, 2011

milfunction

A place where hot moms gather

Caleb: You trynna hit up this target with me?
Jonny: Hell yeah! That place is a milfunction

by Pen10 July 4, 2021

milfnation

The collective term used to define a group of milfs.

"This place is crawling with milfnation."

by j lucky February 2, 2008

milfunction

mil·func·tion

Pronunciation: \ˌmil-ˈfəŋ(k)-shən\

noun

:an imperfect milf: a milf gone wrong : a failed mom

She's been rode hard and put up wet. Thats not a milf, that's a milfunction!

by Efffed October 18, 2008

milfication

becoming a milf
lol milf.

britney spears was MILLIFIED!! actually, her milfication was not complete due to her absolutely shitty parenting skillz.

by SPICY ROOSTER October 23, 2006

Mystical Malfuction

A mystical malfuction, When a elf has a clotheing problem and falls out

"I was totaly owning in oblivion and this lvl 23 elf came up and had a mystical malfuction"

by JimiVamp September 23, 2007

milfunction

when trying to hookup with a milf, something that goes completely wrong ruining the situation, or any chances of hooking up with the milf

oh hey mrs.smith, hows it going
hello charlie, i see you got a little something going on down there
oh shit milfunction.

by xcstaoriptshetot January 15, 2009