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MILFaction

Noun referring to furtive sexual activity with a mature woman, especially one that has children.
Yeah, Snorgtee girls are hot ! But I'll settle for some MILFaction any day.
by Juan del Taco August 16, 2011
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milfunction

Caleb: You trynna hit up this target with me?
Jonny: Hell yeah! That place is a milfunction
by Pen10 July 4, 2021
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milfnation

The collective term used to define a group of milfs.
"This place is crawling with milfnation."
by j lucky February 2, 2008
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milfunction

mil·func·tion

Pronunciation: \ˌmil-ˈfəŋ(k)-shən\

noun

:an imperfect milf: a milf gone wrong : a failed mom
She's been rode hard and put up wet. Thats not a milf, that's a milfunction!
by Efffed October 18, 2008
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milfication

britney spears was MILLIFIED!! actually, her milfication was not complete due to her absolutely shitty parenting skillz.
by SPICY ROOSTER October 23, 2006
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Mystical Malfuction

A mystical malfuction, When a elf has a clotheing problem and falls out
"I was totaly owning in oblivion and this lvl 23 elf came up and had a mystical malfuction"
by JimiVamp September 23, 2007
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milfunction

when trying to hookup with a milf, something that goes completely wrong ruining the situation, or any chances of hooking up with the milf
oh hey mrs.smith, hows it going
hello charlie, i see you got a little something going on down there
oh shit milfunction.
by xcstaoriptshetot January 15, 2009
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