A mom that you don't necessarily find attractive(physically or other) but you would definitely like to fuck them in the ass, if only to cause them some pain and humiliation.

"I don't consider Sarah Palin a Milf but she's definitely a Milfita."

"Fuck that lady with her kids is annoying. Definitely a milfita."

Milfita by basement44 August 17, 2011

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Milfita

Mom I'd like to fuck in tha ass

Look at Brandon's mom over there. I'd like to fuck her in the ass. She's a total milfita

Milfita by Buckaroo420 September 30, 2020

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milfitary

A woman with children (mother) who has elected to serve their country’s single male population by remaining fit and single.

Bromeo: Are you still hooking up with that hot mom from the gym?

Broseidon: Dude of course! You know I support our milfitary 100%. And I ain’t pulling out my troops if you know what I’m sayin’ ;).

milfitary by jabronitenderoni February 9, 2024

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