MILFITAV

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In The Ass Violently

Gee wiz Damian, your mom is a MILFITAV!

by haha dee March 23, 2007

MILFITAAFIHM

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In the Ass And Finish In Her Mouth

Horny Teenager: Dude, look at that MILFITAAFIHM!

by Frabianc May 15, 2011

milfita

Mother I'd Like to Fuck in the Ass.

Shit, Heather Locklear is a Milfita.

by Fuck Off July 26, 2004

MILFITA

Mom I'd Like to F*ck in the Ass.

Bro, she's not just a Milf! Did you see her ass! She's a MILFITA!

by zerofuks11 October 5, 2016

Milfita

A mom that you don't necessarily find attractive(physically or other) but you would definitely like to fuck them in the ass, if only to cause them some pain and humiliation.

"I don't consider Sarah Palin a Milf but she's definitely a Milfita."

"Fuck that lady with her kids is annoying. Definitely a milfita."

by basement44 August 17, 2011

Milfita

Mom I'd like to fuck in tha ass

Look at Brandon's mom over there. I'd like to fuck her in the ass. She's a total milfita

by Buckaroo420 September 30, 2020

milfitary

A woman with children (mother) who has elected to serve their country’s single male population by remaining fit and single.

Bromeo: Are you still hooking up with that hot mom from the gym?

Broseidon: Dude of course! You know I support our milfitary 100%. And I ain’t pulling out my troops if you know what I’m sayin’ ;).

by jabronitenderoni February 9, 2024