Mikle

Tall skinny kid with glasses that gives everyone the vibe that he's about to pull out a glock and start shooting. Has few friend and doesn't know how to talk to girls.

Person 1: Damn who's that sketchy kid in the corner talking to himself?
Person 2: That's mikle, don't provoke him we don't know what's in his backpack.

Mikle by Andy . November 28, 2016

mikle tikle

to tickle underneath the head of penis

She gave me such a good mikle tikle me so good i jizzed in her eye

mikle tikle by j smoove October 1, 2005

Mike Loved

To be stolen from, cheated, conned, have your work claimed by another party. The perpetrator is generally professional douche bag.

" Bill Twatwaffle told the boss your idea was his? Man, you got Mike Loved!!"

Mike Loved by Corinne C December 20, 2016

Mike Bobaguard 

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.

"What the fuck there's a plastic fork in my pizza"
"That's such a Mike Bobaguard moment"

Mike Bobaguard by wormfigure January 31, 2022

Mike Dehner

A Man who has dark colored stains in his underwear. The term was coined in poor Frace communities.

Mom washed my school clothes but couldn't get the Mike Dehner out.

Mike Dehner by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022

Mike Lindell 

This diehard Trump supporter peddles overpriced POS pillows on Fox News and other right-wing infotainment channels. The BBB gives his company a failing grade for not responding to numerous complaints about his business practices, even posting canned messages that the aforementioned organization isn’t legit.

Donald Trump picked some real winners including that My Pillow weirdo, Mike Lindell. He looks like Chester, the Molester.

Mike Lindell by The Real Canadian February 6, 2021

elijah mikaelson 

A hottie with family issues.

Elijah is a very attractive, positive, quirky and upbeat person. He always tries to see the good in people and tries to be a friend to everyone. He lives by a code of honour and morality. But isn't afraid to even murder for family. Something he values above all. Even through all the betrayal and backstabbing didn't break his promise of an always and forever.

-The noble Elijah Mikaelson sacrifices everything for family. AGAIN...
-Dude did you watch the originals Elijah is soo fittt.

elijah mikaelson by Mikaelson1313 August 29, 2020