Midus 

A being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe, the principal object of faith and worship in many new age polytheistic religions.

Midus is my creator and master, may he bless me.

Midus by Shadows February 9, 2004

Medusa Head 

When you get sucked off by a girl with dreadlocks.

She may be ugly but she give good medusa head

Medusa Head by Nice Cock Bro May 12, 2021

Minus 8 

Minus 8 is a person who creates animated porn of characters from video games, TV cartoons, movies, etc. You'll find his videos on pornhub, most likely, or other websites like that. You could find it on YouTube but with all of the "inappropriate parts" cropped out by other YouTubers. Whatever it is that Minus 8 posted that you saw, your childhood will probably be ruined.

I actually have no idea what Minus 8's gender is

Minus 8 by A_single_bean June 5, 2019

Medusa Tattoo 

a symbol of protection from the evil, or a symbol of the victims of sexual assault

person 1: im getting a medusa tattoo

person 2: are you okay? who did it?

Medusa Tattoo by tori.05 March 18, 2022

White Medusa's 

Another slang name for Molly's, also known as pure MDMA.

Genie of the lamp-Mac Dre

"Pop pills when I party, white Medusa's
and no one can goose her, like I can goose her"

-MAC Mothafuckin DRE
Nation of Thizzlam

White Medusa's by get hyphee March 27, 2010

Reverse Midas Touch 

Talent for turning anything you touch to shit

Michael McG has the reverse Midas Touch! Any assignment that comes his way ends up as a pile of garbage.

Reverse Midas Touch by Sick up and Fed July 16, 2009

Mrs. Mijuskovic 

The definition of beached whale. She parks in handicapped spots with her giant ass truck, even though being morbidly obese doesn't count. She and her her bitch counterpart, Mrs. Huffman believe technology is the definition of Satan, EVEN THOUGH SHE USES HER GODDAMN PHONE IN FRONT OF THE STUDENTS. If you use your phone, you don't need to worry about Mrs. Mijuskovic, because you hear her from motherfucking China coming down the hallway. But be aware, Mrs. Huffman is always sneaking around and hiding behind the fat that ensues! If you go to Viera High School , do your best to call her out on her actions and film it. Maybe it'll get this hypocritical cancer out of the school.

Look out! Mrs. Mijuskovic is coming!
*Pictures fall off wall*
ME HUNGRY FOR TECHNOLOGY!
*Eats phone*

Mrs. Mijuskovic by KaBoom February 14, 2014