A_single_bean's definitions

Murder the children

An assassination of any given child under the age of 13.

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by A_single_bean May 18, 2019

peeing your pants

A usually somewhat embarrassing thing that could happen for a few reasons.
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement

Joey: Dood do u liek peeing your pants
Matt: Nah fam, only Pornhub stars do

by A_single_bean May 31, 2019

Flat earther

Somehow, with all of the evidence provided by scientists, these dumbasses still think that the Earth is a mere circle. Just like YouTube haters and people who do The Floss dance, they are people who are a disgrace to the human race.

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by A_single_bean May 31, 2019

Connibalism

Communism and cannibalism merging together to form a religion. OUR RELIGION

Connibalism

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by A_single_bean May 31, 2019

Crushing

1. Using physical force to make an object smaller and more compact.
2. When you are succeeding something or have succeeded it.
3. When you're in school, and you see your crush, and you are telling yourself or someone else how much you like him/her.

1. Joey: I'm crushing my soda can lol
Matt: Um..it still has soda left in it
2. Joey: Man, our basketball team is crushing the other team!
3. Matt: *Sees crush* Oh man, I like her so much.
Joey: I know, that's like the 50th time today you've said that

by A_single_bean May 31, 2019

Repetition

Well, you see, repetition is when you use lots of repetition within something by constantly repeating repetition, it's not rare to see repetition, really, and keeping repetition within repetition of your limits, the repetition of your reputation is repetitively good.

What the hell am I doing with my life.

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by A_single_bean May 31, 2019

O'Hare

He's just one of you, he lives here in Thneedville tooooooooo. *ding* The things you say just might be true, it may be time to start anew, and maybe change mah point of view...
NAH! I SAY LET IT DIE! LET IT DIE, LET IT DIE, LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND c'mon who's with me, huh?

YOU GREEDY DIRTBAG!

You don't know me, but my name's Sai. I'm just the O'hare delivery guy. But it seems like trees might be worth a try, so I say, let it Ġ̶̢̛̝͔͓̙̜̥̙̺̳͈̬̩̺͖͎̫̣̩͍͉̜̭͕̫̲͙̣̥̰͙̜͈͐̔͋̋̈́̓̅̌̀͜ͅṘ̶̢̧̛̛̠̭̺͔͇̙̭̣̝̻̪̰̝̞̝̱̹̙͙͙͇̳̮̠̟̞̙͍̤͈̟͐̾̓̎͋̽̌̈́͛́̿͛̈́̓̚͜͜͠͝O ̡̨̜̙͕͕̹̼̱͕̺͖̭̯͚̂̿͐̌̂͆̓͂͆̀͊͊̐͒̈́̒̓̌͘W̴̛̛̛̲̮̖̘͇͔̺̳̯͉̔̓͌͌̆̆̓̽̄͛̂͗̽́̔͗͛̏̔͒̒̈͂͋͐̽̽̀̽̊̓̈́͘͝͝ͅ

by A_single_bean May 31, 2019