Midgr

Midgr(s)
Someone or people that is/are mid (average, bland, boring, or unskilled), but also annoys you into frustration with their sabotaging actions.

I'm so tired of the midgrs in my ranked games throwing the match.

This damn midgr scored a goal on our own team!

Kelly is a dumb midgr, she ruined our chances of going to playoffs because she wasn't paying attention.

by The Midgr November 2, 2022

Midget Spinner

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.

Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!

by Stuneree January 28, 2023

Midget Forehead

A forehead so big that it would stay the same size if you became a midget

"My girlfriend isn't tall, her height is in her midget forehead."

by Lightningr1der January 16, 2020

midget hitter

A severe headache caused by drinking an excess of alcohol, as if individual was hit over the head by an angry midget.

Joe tried to get out of bed to go to work, but the Midget Hitter he obtained from the rowdy night was just too debilitating.

by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016

Midgardian

A Midgardian is a Earth dweller also know as humans. This is because in Norse mythology there are 9 Realms, and Earth is named Midgard so people that live there are called Midgardians.

"In all of Midgard I have never seen a Midgardian as beautiful as you."

by PrinceLoki March 29, 2016

Midari Ikishima

literally the hottest character in kakegurui.

A: Have you seen Kakegurui? Yumeko Jabari is insane, she’s my favourite.
B: Midari Ikishima is way better, the guillotine scene was crazy.

by v0cal0id March 7, 2021

Midga

Slang for midget. This term is typically only used between little people. Used to celebrate friendship.

Ebert – “ How about hooking me up with one of those cold beer ? ”
Woodburn – (tosses beer to Ebert ) “ Here you go ! ”
Ebert – “ You my Midga ! “

by Billy Shea January 7, 2021