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Annoying human being who looks like a dwarf. Seems to be nice at first but does mean jokes. Be careful he bites when he is feeling insecure.. sore loser.

Only positive side is that his little size allow you to bring it with you everywhere.
If you see a little man with a beard in the street looking creepily at you, this is so midgeto ! In that case the procedure of emergency is to call policia policia !!
Midgeto by French muffin February 3, 2018
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Emperor Midgeto 

A person who has self proclaimed them in a position of power yet is shorter than all his friends.
Hey emperor Midgeto, how's the air down there?
Emperor Midgeto by DerekIsADino December 7, 2023

Midget Spinner 

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.
Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!
Midget Spinner by Stuneree January 28, 2023

Midget Forehead 

A forehead so big that it would stay the same size if you became a midget
"My girlfriend isn't tall, her height is in her midget forehead."
Midget Forehead by Lightningr1der January 16, 2020

midget hitter 

A severe headache caused by drinking an excess of alcohol, as if individual was hit over the head by an angry midget.
Joe tried to get out of bed to go to work, but the Midget Hitter he obtained from the rowdy night was just too debilitating.
midget hitter by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016

nuke the midget 

The act of fucking a chick significantly smaller than you, typically at least 100 pounds lighter and 12 inches shorter in height.
Ben: Did you see that chick Rob hooked up with last night, she was like 5 feet tall and 95 pounds. I think it was Sandra. She like dudes over 6'4".

Curtis: Yeah, he told me he was going to "Nuke the Midget" last night, I just wasn't sure it was Sandra. I was too wasted.
nuke the midget by Mil3Druid3 November 30, 2014

midget farming 

A celebratory act started in the early 70's by oprah and family, where midgets are hunted, and then corraled into small pens where they are forced to perform circus tricks. This form of entertainment is no longer practiced by oprah, but is still enjoyed by the mentally ill, alcoholics, and wealthy housewives
"Wow the midget farming was incredible last night, those little guys can really dance!"
midget farming by chachaddict April 17, 2009