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Midgetaro 

1. One of the most powerful/fearsome midgets in human history. His super strength and ability to fit in small places is legendary.

2. An affectionate term for a midget or short person.
Tom: "Haha!!! Look at that stupid midget!"

Steve: "Dude...thats Midgetaro..."

"AGHH!!!!!"

Only bones remain.
Midgetaro by Argonak April 11, 2008
Words you can keep

midgetphobic

When someone makes fun of the fact that someone is shorter than 5’3
Guy : Hey lil girl you’re short!!!

Lil girl : HEY YOU’RE BEING MIDGETPHOBIC
midgetphobic by Midgetrights December 22, 2020

Midgetry 

General shenanigans or mischief committed by midgets.
There is midgetry afoot!
Midgetry by ComradeD August 14, 2008

Midgetcody syndrome 

Victoria diagnosed cody with midgetcody syndrome

Midgetal 

a unit of measurement for determining the height of a midget. 1 midgetal is equal to 1.4 feet. 40 centimeters or 16 inches.
Also can be used for determining distance
A midget is 4 feet tall so he is 3 midgetals tall.
Midgetal by wordmaster930 July 23, 2009

Midgetard 

A person who is a midget and also a retard. Or, a person who may not be a midget, but acts like a retarded midget
"awww, look at that funny little midgetard"
or
"you loser, you're such a midgetard"
Midgetard by Cocksucker December 17, 2003
Chico: Dude, why is that midget licking his shoe like that?
Sven: Can't you tell, man? That guys a midgtard.
midgtard by gribblet666 February 6, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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