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Midgetry 

General shenanigans or mischief committed by midgets.
There is midgetry afoot!
Midgetry by ComradeD August 14, 2008

Midgetal 

a unit of measurement for determining the height of a midget. 1 midgetal is equal to 1.4 feet. 40 centimeters or 16 inches.
Also can be used for determining distance
A midget is 4 feet tall so he is 3 midgetals tall.
Midgetal by wordmaster930 July 23, 2009

Midgetaro 

1. One of the most powerful/fearsome midgets in human history. His super strength and ability to fit in small places is legendary.

2. An affectionate term for a midget or short person.
Tom: "Haha!!! Look at that stupid midget!"

Steve: "Dude...thats Midgetaro..."

"AGHH!!!!!"

Only bones remain.
Midgetaro by Argonak April 11, 2008
Something possessing the body type of a midget.
"Their midgety bodies barely reached five feet"
Midgety by gotenibehe October 25, 2014

Midgetard 

A person who is a midget and also a retard. Or, a person who may not be a midget, but acts like a retarded midget
"awww, look at that funny little midgetard"
or
"you loser, you're such a midgetard"
Midgetard by Cocksucker December 17, 2003
Chico: Dude, why is that midget licking his shoe like that?
Sven: Can't you tell, man? That guys a midgtard.
midgtard by gribblet666 February 6, 2010