Midgetry 

General shenanigans or mischief committed by midgets.

There is midgetry afoot!

Midgetry by ComradeD August 14, 2008

Midgetry 

a bunch of midgets on each others shoulders in the shape of a tree.

Noun Midgetry a bunch of midgets on each others shoulders in the shape of a tree.

Midgetry by Midget man 81 April 16, 2019

Midgetry 

the offense of failing to grow over 4'10" as an adult.

After a swift trial, he was found guilty of midgetry in the first degree.

Midgetry by Magister Penguin July 17, 2019

midgetry 

To be small, petty, envious or jealous. To act like a child.

I accuse you of practicing midgetry!

midgetry by wkb October 5, 2007

mental midgetry 

The transitional occurrence of becoming a mental midget once someone says or does something stupid beyond comprehension.

Common symptoms of mental midgetry include, but are not limited to:
• lack of critical thinking
• smoothness in the brain

• actively using Twitter
• the average Hazbin Hotel fan
• driving a BMW 3 series or above
• wearing VLONE
• attendance to a Tiktok Rizz Party or relation with an attendee
• casual use of Gen Z terms like "brainrot", "fn" or "I edge(d) to this"
• taking tren
• shameless self-promotion
and

• doing anything for clout

As there is no cure for stupidity, the same applies to anyone susceptible of mental midgetry.

If you see someone experiencing this fatal phenomena, consider euthanizing them for the greater good.

Chenise and Brie were besties since childhood but Chenise suspected her friend was wet behind the ears.
This was later confirmed when she saw Brie eating corn the long way at a Food Festival
Fearing it was too late, Chenise sighed and accepted her bestie was undergoing mental midgetry

mental midgetry by bredsheeran81 April 29, 2024

Midgety 

Something possessing the body type of a midget.

"Their midgety bodies barely reached five feet"

Midgety by gotenibehe October 25, 2014

Midgety 

A term used to describe an unruly roomate, one who is rather short. a bit constipated, and slightly akward. One who also has no ability to park a car between two lines. Has an obsession with corn.

Cop number one: "Wow look at that midgety go!"
Speed racer: "What up Granny?!"

Midgety by Men. February 18, 2009