Middlecare 

Middlecare - when you start to worry that the amount of aftercare needed for what you are doing is going to become unrealistic or unattainable so you stop in the process of the action to randomly and uncharacteristically provide your partner with a completely unexpected compliment, gift or reassurance.

"I was tearing into her so bad that I took a break to hand her a flower and remind her that she looks great with no makeup on... After providing the middlecare I assumed that she needed, I proceeded to step on the back of her head, pushing her face back into the wet bowl of dog food while degrading her for not being able to eat with her muzzle on"

Middlecare by Crowdraven87 November 8, 2021

Middlesafe 

Used to describe something as average or mediocre.

Ben "How was your day?"
Martin "It was middlesafe."

Middlesafe by Wedge 11 February 1, 2009

Middleware 

Software used to combine two applications together

Bradley used middleware to connect two different applications together.

Middleware by GeekyCyberNerd May 21, 2020

fucking middlemarch 

An exclamation said when things are more than slightly annoying or irritating.

Derived from an excrutiating assigned reading of George Eliot's 'Middlemarch'.

Great, a flat tire. Fucking middlemarch!

fucking middlemarch by Wendy August 15, 2006

Middlecore 

not really hardcore but not really softcore at the sametime, therefore falling somewhere in the range of middlecore

1: i dont really kno how to describe julie. she doesnt really do hardcore but she doesnt to softcore either
2: man that hoe right there middlecore

Middlecore by dick throbbincock September 16, 2005

Middlestream 

A source, opinion, fact, information or person who is not mainstream nor fringe. To find such information does not require delving into the depths of the dark web, it is relatively available, but not well known nor featured by the mainstream.

"I like Rachel Maddow"
"Fuck mainstream media"
"I like Alex Jones"
"Too fringe for me"
"I watch Bret Weinstein on Joe Rogan"
"Very middlestream"

Middlestream by ElectricBananaMan February 28, 2023

middleware 

the act of pooping inside a Tupperware container and leaving it inside a friends fridge

Tony came over for the game last Friday and let me a stinky middleware

middleware by Pfunkalicious January 22, 2016