10 definitions by ElectricBananaMan

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Farm Slang: When constructing something on the farm, cats will typcially refrain from climbing around on it until its structural integrity has been tested. Once they know it will not fall out from under them, they will climb all over it until the end of time.
Built that shed, the cats are all over it now it's cat approved.
by ElectricBananaMan February 25, 2019
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A male, who under the slightest of sexual encounters, achieves an erection.
Blake had some chick hug him and now he is hard, he just claims he gets easy wood.
by ElectricBananaMan February 26, 2009
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A "hip" term that essentially means getting engaged or getting married.
John got fianced with Jill.
by ElectricBananaMan January 09, 2009
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An erection that still possesses a semi-flaccid property, typically caused by over-exposure to pornography or by frequent masturbation.
Been beatin' off so much lately to blacked.com that I can only get them jewish boners.
by ElectricBananaMan November 08, 2018
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When you add grape soda to your favorite brand of 40 oz strong beer that costs under 5 bucks.

Drink the 40 oz beer down to the top of the label. Then top off the whole thing with grape soda.

Suggested use of a Big Bear and Purple Crush.
Here is some grape soda, Bryce, drink that 40 down to the label and let's start janglin'.
by ElectricBananaMan March 18, 2019
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A guy who very gracefully tries to grab another guys dong. Usually because he has hidden homosexual feelings, but sometimes just because he is a dumbass.
by ElectricBananaMan September 01, 2009
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