Definitions by ElectricBananaMan

Middlestream 

A source, opinion, fact, information or person who is not mainstream nor fringe. To find such information does not require delving into the depths of the dark web, it is relatively available, but not well known nor featured by the mainstream.

"I like Rachel Maddow"
"Fuck mainstream media"
"I like Alex Jones"
"Too fringe for me"
"I watch Bret Weinstein on Joe Rogan"
"Very middlestream"

Middlestream by ElectricBananaMan February 28, 2023

Youtube University 

When you learn a skill through watching videos on Youtube, thereby becoming competent at said skill without formal education or help from others.

"Hey, where did you learn to weld?"
"Youtube University"

Youtube University by ElectricBananaMan June 15, 2019

Zup zup 

The written version of the sound that a cell phone makes when it receives a text on vibrate mode.

*Zup zup* "Oh I got a text."

Zup zup by ElectricBananaMan March 28, 2019

Janglin' 

When you add grape soda to your favorite brand of 40 oz strong beer that costs under 5 bucks.

Drink the 40 oz beer down to the top of the label. Then top off the whole thing with grape soda.

Suggested use of a Big Bear and Purple Crush.

Here is some grape soda, Bryce, drink that 40 down to the label and let's start janglin'.

Janglin' by ElectricBananaMan March 18, 2019

Cat Approved

Farm Slang: When constructing something on the farm, cats will typcially refrain from climbing around on it until its structural integrity has been tested. Once they know it will not fall out from under them, they will climb all over it until the end of time.

Built that shed, the cats are all over it now it's cat approved.

Cat Approved by ElectricBananaMan February 25, 2019

Zapp 

To use a vaporizer, to vape.

Me and the boys are gonna zapp some cannabis tonight.

Zapp by ElectricBananaMan February 12, 2019

Jewish Boner 

An erection that still possesses a semi-flaccid property, typically caused by over-exposure to pornography or by frequent masturbation.

Been beatin' off so much lately to blacked.com that I can only get them jewish boners.

Jewish Boner by ElectricBananaMan November 8, 2018