ElectricBananaMan's definitions

Middlestream

A source, opinion, fact, information or person who is not mainstream nor fringe. To find such information does not require delving into the depths of the dark web, it is relatively available, but not well known nor featured by the mainstream.

"I like Rachel Maddow"
"Fuck mainstream media"
"I like Alex Jones"
"Too fringe for me"
"I watch Bret Weinstein on Joe Rogan"
"Very middlestream"

by ElectricBananaMan February 28, 2023

Janglin'

When you add grape soda to your favorite brand of 40 oz strong beer that costs under 5 bucks.

Drink the 40 oz beer down to the top of the label. Then top off the whole thing with grape soda.

Suggested use of a Big Bear and Purple Crush.

Here is some grape soda, Bryce, drink that 40 down to the label and let's start janglin'.

by ElectricBananaMan March 18, 2019

Wood Ninja

A guy who very gracefully tries to grab another guys dong. Usually because he has hidden homosexual feelings, but sometimes just because he is a dumbass.

Eric is such a wood ninja.

by ElectricBananaMan September 2, 2009

Zapp

To use a vaporizer, to vape.

Me and the boys are gonna zapp some cannabis tonight.

by ElectricBananaMan February 12, 2019

Jewish Boner

An erection that still possesses a semi-flaccid property, typically caused by over-exposure to pornography or by frequent masturbation.

Been beatin' off so much lately to blacked.com that I can only get them jewish boners.

by ElectricBananaMan November 8, 2018

Easy Wood

A male, who under the slightest of sexual encounters, achieves an erection.

Blake had some chick hug him and now he is hard, he just claims he gets easy wood.

by ElectricBananaMan February 26, 2009

Cat Approved

Farm Slang: When constructing something on the farm, cats will typcially refrain from climbing around on it until its structural integrity has been tested. Once they know it will not fall out from under them, they will climb all over it until the end of time.

Built that shed, the cats are all over it now it's cat approved.

by ElectricBananaMan February 25, 2019