ElectricBananaMan's definitions

Wood Ninja

A guy who very gracefully tries to grab another guys dong. Usually because he has hidden homosexual feelings, but sometimes just because he is a dumbass.

Eric is such a wood ninja.

by ElectricBananaMan September 2, 2009

Easy Wood

A male, who under the slightest of sexual encounters, achieves an erection.

Blake had some chick hug him and now he is hard, he just claims he gets easy wood.

by ElectricBananaMan February 26, 2009

Fianced

A "hip" term that essentially means getting engaged or getting married.

John got fianced with Jill.

by ElectricBananaMan January 13, 2009

Zup zup

The written version of the sound that a cell phone makes when it receives a text on vibrate mode.

*Zup zup* "Oh I got a text."

by ElectricBananaMan March 28, 2019

Youtube University

When you learn a skill through watching videos on Youtube, thereby becoming competent at said skill without formal education or help from others.

"Hey, where did you learn to weld?"
"Youtube University"

by ElectricBananaMan June 15, 2019

burning the midnight oil

To do hard drugs(cocaine, heroin meth, etc)

Dustin burning the midnight oil.

by ElectricBananaMan June 19, 2011

Middlestream

A source, opinion, fact, information or person who is not mainstream nor fringe. To find such information does not require delving into the depths of the dark web, it is relatively available, but not well known nor featured by the mainstream.

"I like Rachel Maddow"
"Fuck mainstream media"
"I like Alex Jones"
"Too fringe for me"
"I watch Bret Weinstein on Joe Rogan"
"Very middlestream"

by ElectricBananaMan February 28, 2023