middlecrat

A mid-level bureaucrat. A bureaucrat in middle-management that has no purpose other than to be told what to do and tell others what to do without adding value apparent to anyone but themselves. See also middleocracy, littlecrat, bigcrat.

Coined by an anonymous career civil servant of the U.S. Federal Government.

"My ability to get anything done was stymied by the 'concerns' of middlecrats who needed to sign off on the project."

"Can you believe that littlecrat was using my laptop as a footrest under their desk for 6 weeks because I didn't give them a Starbucks gift card for doing their job?"

"The only way to shrink the middleocracy is to promote a useless middlecrat into a bigcrat."

by GruNoof December 30, 2024

Middlecare

Middlecare - when you start to worry that the amount of aftercare needed for what you are doing is going to become unrealistic or unattainable so you stop in the process of the action to randomly and uncharacteristically provide your partner with a completely unexpected compliment, gift or reassurance.

"I was tearing into her so bad that I took a break to hand her a flower and remind her that she looks great with no makeup on... After providing the middlecare I assumed that she needed, I proceeded to step on the back of her head, pushing her face back into the wet bowl of dog food while degrading her for not being able to eat with her muzzle on"

by Crowdraven87 November 8, 2021

Middleclassed

Apart of a certain group of pedophile ring commonly playing ROBLOX while in late 20s-30s and sometime involved in ROBLOX myth community. With the leader of the group, indoctrinate people as young as 10 years old and mainly female. and lying about being homosexual to gain trust (similar to the trope of acting gay and invite to the girls sleepover).

C0deNameBear is such a Middleclassed ROBLOX player.

by PedoClassBear June 30, 2024