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micturition 

Another name for urine (pee, potty, tinkle, piddle, piss, töpfchen, etc.)
A urinal is a plumbing fixture used for collecting and then disposing of micturition.
micturition by Telephony August 21, 2013

micturition you! 

A phrase used to indicate the fact that something or somebody reeks a little.
A bit stronger than pee you!!! but not ***NEARLY*** as strong as piss you!!!.

FYI micturition is another name for pee.
Micturition you! That cup of yogurt I just opened is a bit stinky. Must have gone off a few days ago.
micturition you! by Telephony April 6, 2015

micturate 

v. To pee, piss, urinate
Excuse me from your company for a moment, madam, I must micturate.
micturate by Phlagellum September 23, 2003

micturate 

Sam likes to micturate all over the toilet seat.
micturate by Samuel Roberts September 9, 2006

micturient 

- Adjective

Having the urge or need to urinate.

Actually a terribly useful word for telling people in a polite/sophisticated way that you need to have a piss.

{ < L. "micturire" To have the urge to urinate }
1.
Brb, all these beers have suddenly got me feeling micturient

2.
In regards to your scheduled health checkup sir, may we now collect your urine sample?
Not just yet thankyou, I’ll let you know when I'm micturient
micturient by Charlemagne1993 July 19, 2016

circum-micturition 

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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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