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Have you ever wanted to use a word to describe your urgent need to urinate? Yes! We all have at one point. That word is mictury! Use it akin to "hungry" or "thirsty."
Hey Emily, I'll catch up with you later I'm extremely mictury right now.
Mictury by monkeyburrito October 10, 2021
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micturition 

Another name for urine (pee, potty, tinkle, piddle, piss, töpfchen, etc.)
A urinal is a plumbing fixture used for collecting and then disposing of micturition.
micturition by Telephony August 21, 2013

micturition you! 

A phrase used to indicate the fact that something or somebody reeks a little.
A bit stronger than pee you!!! but not ***NEARLY*** as strong as piss you!!!.

FYI micturition is another name for pee.
Micturition you! That cup of yogurt I just opened is a bit stinky. Must have gone off a few days ago.
micturition you! by Telephony April 6, 2015

micturate 

v. To pee, piss, urinate
Excuse me from your company for a moment, madam, I must micturate.
micturate by Phlagellum September 23, 2003

micturate 

To urinate. (To pee; take a piss)
Sam likes to micturate all over the toilet seat.
micturate by Samuel Roberts September 9, 2006

micturient 

- Adjective

Having the urge or need to urinate.

Actually a terribly useful word for telling people in a polite/sophisticated way that you need to have a piss.

{ < L. "micturire" To have the urge to urinate }
1.
Brb, all these beers have suddenly got me feeling micturient

2.
In regards to your scheduled health checkup sir, may we now collect your urine sample?
Not just yet thankyou, I’ll let you know when I'm micturient
micturient by Charlemagne1993 July 19, 2016

circum-micturition 

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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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