Definitions by Phlagellum

mujahideen 

A dangerous and psychotic killer usually found in the middle east who professes the "faith" of Islam and is often found beheading poor chaps from the western world in order to further advance his personal glory in the eyes of Allah.

Raised in a mass-hysteric religion which promotes horrific violence to satisfy a bloodthirsty god, these hidden predators know no true happiness in life and merely fester within their own anger, like a frustrated animal in a self-wrought cage.

If you like your head atop your shoulders, stay away from the mujahideen, man.

mujahideen by Phlagellum August 25, 2004

Mandrake 

The Group Captain from Her Majesty's Royal Air Force who participates in the officer exchange program with the Burpelson Air Force Base in the film Dr. Strangelove. He tries to get the persuade General Jack D. Ripper to recall or give him the recall codes for the bomb wing set to drop nuclear weapons inside Russian borders.

I'm what you might call a water man, Jacky old boy.

Mandrake by Phlagellum October 24, 2003

square 

To be equaled out in terms of fiscal responsibility to another

Yo, here dat nickel I owe yaz, we square now.

square by Phlagellum October 8, 2003

micturate 

v. To pee, piss, urinate

Excuse me from your company for a moment, madam, I must micturate.

micturate by Phlagellum September 23, 2003

college 

A magical place where it is rumored that learning takes place, although to those who enter it is often described differently afterward, as a beatiful land in which beer flows in amber currents next to a golden pasture, where virgins lie naked with gentle smiles upon their calm, inviting faces; but more precisely, a Shangri-La rite of passage into adulthood which involves rampant consumption of alcoholic beverages, flagrant and promiscuous sexual behavior, and a general and fundamental disregard for any form of responsibility by its habitants.

Thank you sir, may I have another?

college by Phlagellum September 23, 2003

skydiving 

A suicide-like activity in which a person jumps out of a skyborne plane and releases a parachute in hopes that it will reduce his rate of descent below a bone-crushing threshold before he makes contact with the earth.

Skydiving?? What do you think, I'm fucking crazy??

skydiving by Phlagellum September 22, 2003

weah 

An expression of disappointment, sadness, or discontent. The counterpart of wordyay.

I've got to work tomorrow so I can't get hosed tonight. Weah.

weah by Phlagellum September 9, 2003