Microsoft Edger

A chronically online tech nerd/gooner with a really small penis that likes to go online a lot and goon. Usually a Reddit user with a neck beard that has no life yet enjoys going online to post dumb shit or belittle others. Not all of them wear fedoras, but some do. Commonly also found on Discord

Hey, did you see the way that person on fb replied to me? It’s giving real Microsoft Edger energy……

Microsoft Edger by Can you burn a Luigi board November 17, 2025

microsoft edge 

Internet Explorer 12, except Microsoft doesn't want you knowing that.

I use Microsoft Edge to download other browsers, just like Internet Explorer.

microsoft edge by Unknown Synonym March 22, 2016

microsoft edge 

Congratulations Microsoft. You made a new browser that downloads firefox twice as fast as Internet explorer

That's quite an accomplishment right there. Microsoft edge really is internet explorer 12.

microsoft edge by Moz://a.com October 19, 2017

Microsoft Edge 

Microsoft's new Chrome downloading tool. It downloads Chrome 2X as fast as Internet Explorer, Its preceeder

As soon as I installed Windows, I used The Microsoft Edge Chrome downloading tool to install Google Chrome

Microsoft Edge by DictionaryOfficial December 14, 2018

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Microsoft edge is proof that microsoft hates Internet Explorer

Microsoft Edge is like Internet Explorer, but fast

microsoft edge by Squirrel719 June 29, 2015

Microsoft Edge 

Still kinda an awful browser even if it now shares the same DNA as chrome. Literally the first page that opens is a jumbled up mess of text and clickbaity news articles that I couldn't give zero fucks about. And the way it manages tabs is not my cup of tea.

It does eat a lot less RAM tho, so I'll give it that.

Person 1: Wtf, Windows just told me to switch to Microsoft Edge
Person 2: ewwwwwww
Person 1: Hey, at least now I have more free RAM

Microsoft Edge by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 2, 2022

Microsoft Edge 

The best chrome installer

Yo i use Microsoft Edge. Oh really, yes, to install chrome

Microsoft Edge by bigbob124 January 27, 2021