Top definition
Um...no it doesn't.
"Microsoft Works is the world's greatest oxymoron."
by johnson December 19, 2003
Get the mug
Get a Microsoft Works mug for your bunkmate Beatrix.
2
1) Word processing program by the Microsoft Corporation

2) Oxymoron
1) Microsoft Works sucks, I'm going to get a bootlegged copy of Office.

2) Microsoft works? No it doesn't.
by Nick April 03, 2003
Get the mug
Get a Microsoft Works mug for your Facebook friend Zora.
3
A tawdry software program, usually bundled free by lower-end computer manufacturers, in an effort to keep their PC hardware prices low. Microsoft Works has become a byword for format incompatibilities and system crashes.
"Tarquin, I am sorry you can't do the MS Word homework that your teacher set you for school, but daddy went for the cheap option, hence you will have make do with this godawful Microsoft Works program. I am so sorry."
by Jason the monkey October 22, 2007
Get the mug
Get a microsoft works mug for your mama Yasemin.
5
an incredible writing program that comes with many computers and is 1000 times better than Microsoft word.
For example, unlike rip-off Word, Microsoft Works has a dictionary=D
by uknoieatwatamel0n October 29, 2007
Get the mug
Get a microsoft works mug for your barber Yasemin.

Activity