Microsmart 

Someone who is usually well educated and smart in one subject, but a dunce otherwise

My colleague at work is Microsmart about our business, but is otherwise a moron

Microsmart by Shrink Rap May 3, 2020

Microshafted 

To be screwed out of the reasonable expectation that your Microsoft software will work as intended and to discover to your horror that your software has more security holes than Swiss cheese.

David said we were Microshafted again because the MS NT server crashed and that we lost all the mission critical data.

Microshafted by symonsez March 31, 2003

Microshaft 

Buying a Microsoft product and getting the "shaft"

Another "most secure ever" OS only to find out we've been Microshafted again

Microshaft by lore November 13, 2003

microskirt 

A skirt which is longer than a belt but shorter than a miniskirt; in other words, 5-8cm long.

The microskirt is the semi-official dress code for 14-year-old girls at discos.

microskirt by Darth Ridley September 17, 2006

microskirt 

An extremely short skirt.

"Wow, look at the microskirt that girl is wearing!"

microskirt by ChuckyCheese March 19, 2006

Microfart 

An inaudible flatulence excreted in small volume, most commonly by house cats, that smell worse than your grandmother's leftover meatloaf milkshake surprise... the next day.

And so there I was right, just minding my own business on the couch and my cat comes over to get pet and microfarts on me. I'm all 'are you serious?' my mouth was open and everythiiiiiing. Would you happen to know what PETA's regulation is on extorting cats into Chinese slave labor?

Microfart by Smith & Feldman February 20, 2011

Microshaft 

The product brand Bill Gates created not only to sell products, but to describe the size of his penis.

Duuuude, Bill Gates has a Microshaft in his pants!

Microshaft by ASN(ail) July 6, 2009