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Microsmart by Shrink Rap May 3, 2020
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Microshafted
To be screwed out of the reasonable expectation that your Microsoft software will work as intended and to discover to your horror that your software has more security holes than Swiss cheese.
David said we were Microshafted again because the MS NT server crashed and that we lost all the mission critical data.
Microshafted by symonsez March 31, 2003
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Microfart
An inaudible flatulence excreted in small volume, most commonly by house cats, that smell worse than your grandmother's leftover meatloaf milkshake surprise... the next day.
And so there I was right, just minding my own business on the couch and my cat comes over to get pet and microfarts on me. I'm all 'are you serious?' my mouth was open and everythiiiiiing. Would you happen to know what PETA's regulation is on extorting cats into Chinese slave labor?
Microfart by Smith & Feldman February 20, 2011
Microshaft
The product brand Bill Gates created not only to sell products, but to describe the size of his penis.
Microshaft by ASN(ail) July 6, 2009
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