Macramatic Fever is caused by the chromasomal-displacement of
exotic nucleic acids within human DNA, and it causes the integrally challenged patient to suffer from macramatic fever, where the non-stop weaving of intermediary level macrame objects d'art. More of than not, the patient will have gained a C+ or
even B for art classes in junior high, a somewhat critical juncture of a fledgling artist. In the more pronounced cases of Macramatic Fever, the patient will
weave their toes into complicated cords that eventually immobilize the
body. If
left alone for extended periods, sufferers of Macramatic Fever are often found expired in a highly restrained environment.
Even though Cindy got a "B" in art class when she was
14, it was not high enough to escape the clutches of Macramatic Fever upon her return from Borneo. She had woven a cocoon around herself, hoping she could emerge a
butterfly. But this was not to be. The papers said she was found dead in her
London flat, her feet and hands bound together in an extremely complicated knot created by own exquisite macrame skills.