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Microphallus 

1. A penis smaller than GW Bush's brain;
2. A clitoris on a man;
3. A dick that is at risk of getting caught in your teeth;
4. A dick that is so small you have to punch yourself in the stomach to see the head pop out.
1. Damn, Lisa caught his microphallus in her braces;
2. His microphallus was so small he could nose-fuck her;
3. Is that a "AAA" battery in your pants?
Microphallus by Ward and June Cleaver September 28, 2004
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MICROPHALLUS 

an abnormally small runion; a minuscule
penis.
Adjectival Variant: Microphallic
In a valiant effort to add length and girth to my microphallus, I did just as my friend suggested -- I tied a 20-pound dumbbell around my member and tossed it out the window. In retrospect, I think the suction pump might have worked better.
MICROPHALLUS by weave September 21, 2003

Microphallus 

A very, very small penis.
Guy 1: "Hey I heard Jalen Roberts has a microphallus!"
Guy 2: "Yeah! His penis is even smaller than young thugs!"
Microphallus by Ralen Joberts February 12, 2017

Microphallus 

When a dick is less than half a inch long
Hey I heard anthony has a microphallus. Wanna murder him tomorrow? HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

shemoose (italianus microphallus) 

An aging never was who believes that women in chatrooms find him "sexy",
he exists on playing eat the mud pie and mayonnaise sandwich with his neighbors 12 year old son. It has also been said that he funds his lifestyle by selling used cars and playing glory hole with his mother for 5 dollars a shot. His hobbies include slamming his ''big ITALIAN meat'' in a desk drawer to prove that tough guys don't cry and he ain't no pussy fag, and singing Barry Manilow karaoke while wearing a t shirt that reads " Beat me up I'm WICKED GAY!''
We regret that we cannot and will not give an example because it was just too fucking stupid to type.

microphallophobia 

An innate and extreme fear of the micro-penis. May cause sudden paranoia. Flight or fight response may be triggered, or extreme bouts of guilt, sadness uncontrollable nausea may ensue.
Microphallophobia is the intense fear of the tiny penis, nausea, female boner killer causing female boner failure, listlessness, sadness, and possible uncontrollable nausea

Microphallophobia 

Brenda has microphallophobia, that's why she refused to have sex with Piu Chang.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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