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microphallophobia 

An innate and extreme fear of the micro-penis. May cause sudden paranoia. Flight or fight response may be triggered, or extreme bouts of guilt, sadness uncontrollable nausea may ensue.
Microphallophobia is the intense fear of the tiny penis, nausea, female boner killer causing female boner failure, listlessness, sadness, and possible uncontrollable nausea
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Microphallophobia 

Fear of small penis's.
Brenda has microphallophobia, that's why she refused to have sex with Piu Chang.

Microphallaphobia 

She abruptly left her one night stand after uncovering the tiny dick. She has some serious microphallaphobia.
Microphallaphobia by Maryrose March 16, 2017

Macrophallophobia 

Macrophallophobia is the fear or hatred of the manbulge or of a macropenis. A macrophallophobe is somene who discriminates against men with macrophallism.
The macrophallophobia affected his job interviews
Macrophallophobia by Fsirccpo September 16, 2024
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026