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microphallophobia

An innate and extreme fear of the micro-penis. May cause sudden paranoia. Flight or fight response may be triggered, or extreme bouts of guilt, sadness uncontrollable nausea may ensue.
Microphallophobia is the intense fear of the tiny penis, nausea, female boner killer causing female boner failure, listlessness, sadness, and possible uncontrollable nausea
by darwinwasright October 6, 2015
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Microphallophobia

Brenda has microphallophobia, that's why she refused to have sex with Piu Chang.
by Doctorwhat'shisname November 23, 2009
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