microphallophobia 

An innate and extreme fear of the micro-penis. May cause sudden paranoia. Flight or fight response may be triggered, or extreme bouts of guilt, sadness uncontrollable nausea may ensue.

Microphallophobia is the intense fear of the tiny penis, nausea, female boner killer causing female boner failure, listlessness, sadness, and possible uncontrollable nausea

microphallophobia by darwinwasright October 6, 2015

Microphallophobia 

Fear of small penis's.

Brenda has microphallophobia, that's why she refused to have sex with Piu Chang.

Microphallophobia by Doctorwhat'shisname November 23, 2009

Microphallaphobia 

Fear of small penises

She abruptly left her one night stand after uncovering the tiny dick. She has some serious microphallaphobia.

Microphallaphobia by Maryrose March 16, 2017

Macrophallophobia 

Macrophallophobia is the fear or hatred of the manbulge or of a macropenis. A macrophallophobe is somene who discriminates against men with macrophallism.

The macrophallophobia affected his job interviews

Macrophallophobia by Fsirccpo September 16, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022