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microphallophobia 

An innate and extreme fear of the micro-penis. May cause sudden paranoia. Flight or fight response may be triggered, or extreme bouts of guilt, sadness uncontrollable nausea may ensue.
Microphallophobia is the intense fear of the tiny penis, nausea, female boner killer causing female boner failure, listlessness, sadness, and possible uncontrollable nausea
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Microphallophobia 

Brenda has microphallophobia, that's why she refused to have sex with Piu Chang.

Microphallaphobia 

She abruptly left her one night stand after uncovering the tiny dick. She has some serious microphallaphobia.
Microphallaphobia by Maryrose March 16, 2017

Macrophallophobia 

Macrophallophobia is the fear or hatred of the manbulge or of a macropenis. A macrophallophobe is somene who discriminates against men with macrophallism.
The macrophallophobia affected his job interviews
Macrophallophobia by Fsirccpo September 16, 2024