Micock 

A very small penis; tiny dick; faggot.

MicockmiH- CoKK- Gabriel has a micock; Jeffrey is being a micock; you are being a micock; you have a micock

Micock by Jonny DD licka March 18, 2011

Barry McCockiner 

A famous twitter user known for trolling people in the sports world. He is sometimes referred to as Sports Talk Barry. One thing he is famous for is changing his twitter name to sports reporters like David Aldridge and Ian Rappoport and making ridiculous stories that many people fall for, including many verified accounts on twitter.

Guy 1: Did you hear that Chris Paul made James Harden cry because he made fun of Harden's man boobs?
Guy 2: Nah, that didn't actually happen. It was a fake story by Barry McCockiner

Barry McCockiner by class_act_trooplover December 3, 2019

barry macockinher 

This is an actual name, pronounced exactly as it looks. one of the many hillarious names I got working as a teleservice representative

me:"may I please speak with Barry Macockinher? this is just regarding his membership with (organization name not used for legal purposes)"

barry macockinher by Miss Trauma March 10, 2009

McCockblock 

Someone who inadvertently or purposely cockblocks themselves. And others. As often as possible. Attached as a last name for emphasis.

Dayum, I am such a McCockblock.

Oh, yeah I was so gonna get with that guy, but they don't call me Jessica McCockblock for no reason.

McCockblock by Cathy with a K April 21, 2007

mircocky 

a man with a huge cock

that guy is such a mircocky

mircocky by Pantie monster April 28, 2021

Reuben Micoch 

A dastardly clever pseudonym that most will not pick up on initially. Works especially well in school, signing up for grocery store discount cards or general situations where giving out your real name isn't in your best interest.

"Thank you for shopping at _______ Mr....umm...how do you pronounce your last name?" "That would be Mycock, Reuben Mycock.

Other spellings:
Reuben Micoch
Reuben Mycoch
Reuben Micock
Reuben Mycock

Reuben Micoch by Reuben Micoch January 16, 2008

slobberedon Mycockyoubitch 

1.Popular saying from Yugoslavia. Used by males to their bitches, just after a certain sexually act, also seeblow job.

2.Ex-president of Yugoslavia(correctly pronounced Slobodan Miloševiæ)

1."oh fuck, get a towel, coz you've slobberedon Mycockyoubitch"

2."I am not going to vote for slobberedon Mycockyoubitch in the next election, coz hes a Cunt"

slobberedon Mycockyoubitch by Jacksc2 July 3, 2006