McCockeyed 

The look you give a big mac after losing your fleshlight

I went to mcdonalds at 2 AM but had to leave because the cashier had a McCockeyed look on their face and wouldn't take my order

McCockeyed by jjlaupixie August 22, 2021

McCockeyed 

The look Prowl gives a big mac after losing his Fleshlight™

I went to MickyD's at 2 am but decided to leave when I saw the cashier had a McCockeyed look on their face and would take my order.

McCockeyed by Hacka B. August 22, 2021