This is a sexual act, where the male participant enters the female vagina, just like sex, except the male can't get hard. Sometimes beacuse the male has had too much sexual activity within a short period of time, or just because he's an impatent Runt
Floppy Dick Drive
Women: "Is it in?"
Most often seen after a male masterbating, cock vomit is the fluid that eminates from the head of the males penis. Suggestions for where it is to land,
1.Attractive females: face or mouth area, also chest and anus.
2.Unattractive Females: Chest and anus. note don't go near face, possibably could loose erection. especially if eye contact is made.
3.Possibly onto a passer by from a highrise building block window.
4.Otherwise let it land where it likes, worry bout the clean up afterwards.
Excitable young man:"ahh ahhh ahh am going to cum, ah shit cock vomit everywhere, its gone all over the remote"
Unsuspecting drunken sleeping girl:"ewwwwe, theres cock vomit in my eye"
1.Popular saying from Yugoslavia. Used by males to their bitches, just after a certain sexually act, also seeblow job
2.Ex-president of Yugoslavia(correctly pronounced Slobodan Miloševiæ)
1."oh fuck, get a towel, coz you've slobberedon Mycockyoubitch"
2."I am not going to vote for slobberedon Mycockyoubitch in the next election, coz hes a Cunt
Often displayed in the woodland areas, this Unnatural act, is where a human being manipulates the squirrel creature for their pleasures. Similar to Chimp Lover
Mum:"Close your eyes hunny. Darling get the kids in the car quick, theres a squirrel fiddler over there."
Sexual Act (As always), Where Male/Female lay on a flat surface, usually a bed. Then their partner female stands over their head region with their legs either side. The partner standing then proceeds to Squat
, this will then leave the person on top with their general crotch
area in the other person face. The partner below starts at works. This should, if done well, produce a Squirt
ing from the partner ontop.
Horney Girlfriend:"Do you fancy a bit of Squat & Squirt love?"