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Mickeltan.

A suntan that only golfers own. Made famous by Masters winner Phil Mickelson.

It includes parts of the face, both forearms and one hand. Not to be confused with the farmers tan.
Blimey it was hot out there today. I played 36 holes and came home with a Mickeltan.
Mickeltan. by mattgod66 May 9, 2010
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Mickelson 

Noun. Male breasts on a heay set male. Usually as a result of being overweight. Origin: based on professional golfer Phil Mickelson's ample bosom.
Check out that dude's rack. He's got a total Mickelson!
Mickelson by gtbarry July 7, 2006
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Mickelson 

Noun. To choke. To lose when you could have won. To not deliver when the pressure is on. Based on golfer Phil Mickelson's innate ability to choke when the pressure is on.
Did you see Shaq pull a Mickelson and totally miss those free throws at the end of the game?
Mickelson by gtbarry June 20, 2006

Mickelyawn 

A sexually motivated, somewhat aggressive type of yawn commonly performed when seeking a mate of the same gender.
I going to mickelyawn
Mickelyawn by Mickelyawner August 30, 2022
It can all be summed up in one sentence are you ready? Mickela is an amazing, heart-stopping, beautiful angel that will give you a wonderful loving life if you are able to handle them.
Mickela is super amazing.
You need to get a Mickela!
mickela by K@D July 12, 2017

Mickelton 

1.) The hiccup equivalent of "bless you" for a sneeze.

2.) A courteous thing to say whenever someone hiccups, and you are considered foolish if you do not have the manners to say it.
Marcus: 'hiccup'

Phil: Mickelton, my good sir.

Marcus: Thank you very much. I can tell you have a big penis because of your manners.

Phil: Indeed I do. Indeed I do.
Mickelton by Wap Daddy August 26, 2012

Mickella 

The hottest, most genuine person you will ever meet. This girl is one of a kind. If you had her and let go you lost out. Her perfectly toned body and long flowing blonde hair will have you wishing you never let go. Her dark brown seductive eyes are one of her many amazing features. All around this girl WILL be the most amazing person you will ever meet, if you are lucky enough to meet her.
Mickella
Mickella by 143 Love June 29, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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