Mackelton 

hannas deceased 151 year old boyfriend

oh mackelton im comin for ya baby

Mackelton by easyy jeff May 26, 2023

mackenson 

a beautiful haitian or human being

Damn, Mackenson looking good

mackenson by Mack954 April 11, 2016

Mackerting 

Mackerting is the art of wearing a shirt one size too small. While more often then not this shirt will be collarless and will feature a v-shaped neck, Mackerting is not limited to v-necks. It is possible to Mackert in any type of shirt including, but not limited to: t-shirts, polos, button-downs, soccer shirts, basketball jerseys, and henleys.

Dude, is Jake juicing? His arms got huge overnight.
Naw, bro, he's just Mackerting; it's an optical illusion.

Mackerting by RADa5AURU5 December 11, 2010

Mickelson 

Noun. Male breasts on a heay set male. Usually as a result of being overweight. Origin: based on professional golfer Phil Mickelson's ample bosom.

Check out that dude's rack. He's got a total Mickelson!

Mickelson by gtbarry July 7, 2006

Mickelson 

Noun. To choke. To lose when you could have won. To not deliver when the pressure is on. Based on golfer Phil Mickelson's innate ability to choke when the pressure is on.

Did you see Shaq pull a Mickelson and totally miss those free throws at the end of the game?

Mickelson by gtbarry June 20, 2006

Mickelton 

1.) The hiccup equivalent of "bless you" for a sneeze.

2.) A courteous thing to say whenever someone hiccups, and you are considered foolish if you do not have the manners to say it.

Marcus: 'hiccup'

Phil: Mickelton, my good sir.

Marcus: Thank you very much. I can tell you have a big penis because of your manners.

Phil: Indeed I do. Indeed I do.

Mickelton by Wap Daddy August 26, 2012

mackton 

A very large amount of something, like a mackload. A mackton takes its name from Mack construction vehicles.

I can't play halo tonight because I have a mackton of homework to do.

mackton by aegiscruiser August 23, 2009