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Michaeled

When someone comes up to you in your office and assaults you with a totally unsolicited converstion. Typically it will involve various aspects of their life that you could care less about knowing.
Dude, I just totally got Michaeled. I was sitting at my desk and it happened. Why the hell would I care why he doesn't like working here, or how many "chicks" he meets online.
by Anthoni April 1, 2008
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Michaeled

Being punched unexpectedly after being greeted in a friendly manner by a ghetto black person name Michael.
Damn bro, I just got Michaeled.
by Dank Thrill October 15, 2015
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Michaeled

When you're about to win but fail at the last possible second.

Michael, Michaeling, Michaeler
I really michaeled that boss fight.
by kombatman November 21, 2018
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team michaeled

(Based off "The Office Downsizing Game") (past tense of being on Team Michael) In the workplace, when someone gets passed up for promotion.
My bosses new I was open for promotion, but I got Team Michaeled as they gave it to Rachel.
by foodboy96 July 18, 2020
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Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.
by SweatpantsLawyer May 6, 2020
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Majestic Michael

by Hi I’m Michael March 11, 2019
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Michael Krisfalusi

A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.

His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.
Michael Krisfalusi's mother had sex with a Chupacabra
by Lovely hat November 20, 2017
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