foodboy96's definitions
A dude that would wether piss in a toilet than a urinal, no matter if all urinals are open, or the previous user played a urinal checkmate.
Dude 1: Yes, all urinals are open (5+; and goes to one on end),
Dude 2: I don't care, I'm a urinal chicken.
Dude 2: I don't care, I'm a urinal chicken.
by foodboy96 March 8, 2018

by foodboy96 June 12, 2021

(Based off "The Office Downsizing Game") This term refers to the workplace, may refer to someone who is:
A. A subordinate or B. Someone looking for promotion whose bosses are not looking at promoting
Both are members of this group!
A. A subordinate or B. Someone looking for promotion whose bosses are not looking at promoting
Both are members of this group!
by foodboy96 July 18, 2020

Also talking to Reagan. A phrase that means to take a shit. Usually a mondo duke or a shit that will take a long time, but any shit on a toilet will do.
I've got to talk to Reagan.
You going to wake him from the dead?
You should, he'd tell the man in office right now he's screwing everything up.
You going to wake him from the dead?
You should, he'd tell the man in office right now he's screwing everything up.
by foodboy96 October 22, 2022

by foodboy96 January 19, 2024

by foodboy96 January 22, 2022

Take a poop. Usually a mondo duke or a poop that takes a long time, but any poop on the toilet counts.
by foodboy96 October 22, 2022
