foodboy96's definitions

Urinal chicken

A dude that would wether piss in a toilet than a urinal, no matter if all urinals are open, or the previous user played a urinal checkmate.

Dude 1: Yes, all urinals are open (5+; and goes to one on end),

Dude 2: I don't care, I'm a urinal chicken.

by foodboy96 March 8, 2018

Blast

To fart extremely powerful on someone.

We have to share a bunk, I hate that guy. I'm going to blast him so hard.

by foodboy96 June 12, 2021

Team Michael

(Based off "The Office Downsizing Game") This term refers to the workplace, may refer to someone who is:
A. A subordinate or B. Someone looking for promotion whose bosses are not looking at promoting

Both are members of this group!

I don't think my bosses will ever promote me, as long as I'm working here I'm on Team Michael.

by foodboy96 July 18, 2020

talk to Reagan

Also talking to Reagan. A phrase that means to take a shit. Usually a mondo duke or a shit that will take a long time, but any shit on a toilet will do.

I've got to talk to Reagan.
You going to wake him from the dead?
You should, he'd tell the man in office right now he's screwing everything up.

by foodboy96 October 22, 2022

Creamed

To beat someone real bad in a sport or game.

We played a few rounds of Kemps against another couple, our team creamed them.

by foodboy96 January 19, 2024

coffee action

Feeling of needing to drop a mondo duke, usually after having drank coffee.

I'll be back, I got some coffee action going on.

by foodboy96 January 22, 2022

talk to Reagan

Take a poop. Usually a mondo duke or a poop that takes a long time, but any poop on the toilet counts.

I've got to go talk to Reagan.

by foodboy96 October 22, 2022