talk to Reagan

Take a poop. Usually a mondo duke or a poop that takes a long time, but any poop on the toilet counts.

I've got to go talk to Reagan.

by foodboy96 October 23, 2022

talk to Reagan

Also talking to Reagan. A phrase that means to take a shit. Usually a mondo duke or a shit that will take a long time, but any shit on a toilet will do.

I've got to talk to Reagan.
You going to wake him from the dead?
You should, he'd tell the man in office right now he's screwing everything up.

by foodboy96 October 22, 2022

Urinal chicken

A dude that would wether piss in a toilet than a urinal, no matter if all urinals are open, or the previous user played a urinal checkmate.

Dude 1: Yes, all urinals are open (5+; and goes to one on end),

Dude 2: I don't care, I'm a urinal chicken.

by foodboy96 March 08, 2018

My night

When you go to the bar and none of your drinks are on you. Usually happens unexpected. If you go to eat afterwards, usually ur meals not on you either, unless "your night" stops at the bar.

I had my night when I went to the bar and my friend treated me to all my drinks. It continued at Denny's when someone paid for my plate.

by foodboy96 June 26, 2020

damn dundies

Slang for underwear, usually when discribing a stressful or awkward situation where someone's underwear is involved.

If my clothes aren't ready, I'm going to work in my damn dundies. I'm kidding, but for real, I need those clothes here soon.

by foodboy96 May 11, 2021

Racist

To be prejudice against a race or ethnic group. Ie to racially discriminate or negatively stereotype due to a race or ethnicity.

Black people are ugly. Well that was racist.

by foodboy96 March 23, 2022

win the losing lottery

To win at something no one should be proud at winning.

I won, I was the dumbest that was there. Congratulations, you (won)/ win the losing lottery.

by foodboy96 March 30, 2024