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Michaelan 

a truly amazing girl. she is funny and smart, caring and sweet, outgoing and bubbly, energetic and charismatic. a real happy go lucky person. she is a boy crazy flirt who cant help herself. but she is unlike any other person you know. she is amazingly beautiful. inside and out. she loves her friends to death. she depends on them alot. she makes the most of life and always lives in the moment, thats why everyone wants to be around her. she can make the most boring situation into one of the best, happiest moments of your life, filled with inside jokes and hyperness. she is sophisticated and beautiful. someone you would all want to get with or get to know. but she is not easy. she can be very picky but when she finds something she wants, she is persistent and gets it. she is an amazing person that you would be lucky to know.
Everyone wants to be around a michaelan.

Even if you hate michaelan, you still love her.

I wish i had a michaelan!!
Michaelan by poiulk February 2, 2010

Michaeling 

1. Loving Subaru’s and rock climbing
2. Bowling so badly that’s it considered an epic failure
3. Being an amazing, stand up guy
1. Now that I have a Subaru, I might be Michaeling
2. Look at that guy Michaeling on lane 14
3. Girl 1: I’m really surprised by her boyfriend

Girl 2: Yup, he’s Michaeling
Michaeling by Michaelingxcreator August 18, 2019

Michaeline 

\m(i)-chaeli-ne, micha(e)-line\

A feminine variant of Michael, meaning "who is like God?"

Michaeline is a very uncommon first name for women and an even rarer surname.

This name is possessed by women of strength, dignity, beauty, and jaw-dropping curves. If you ever encounter a Michaeline, do not take her lightly.

Most people do not pronounce or spell Michaeline right the first time; Michaeline is not to be mistaken for the Michelina's brand of frozen dinners.
"Her name is Michaeline. She's so dang awesome... and curvacious."

"I think I'll name my daughter Michaeline. And my second dog. Maybe my goldfish, too."
Michaeline by Neon.Purple.Eggroll February 6, 2010

Michaelyn 

A beautiful, sexy, brilliant girl who is always ready for a debate.

Intelligence like no other.
Loyal to her family.

Successful and real.

Not a follower but a true leader.

Hard working and independent type person.

Just as original as her name.

Analytical to the extreme.

Non materialistic.

A rare gem.
Me: Did you see Michaelyn today?

Friend: Yeah man she's at the library researching for a case, she'll meet us for a drink at 5:00
Michaelyn by hockey-fanatic November 19, 2011

michaelwanker 

A guy named Michael that is a Wanker. Very likely to have hairy, sweaty palms. High probability of being a HummerSexual.

Small penis and low stamina. 30 Second Guy at best. Probably has man boobs.
Me: Geez Hairy Palm Guy you are such a MichaelWanker.

Michael: (wanking) Yeah I know...oh..oh..oooh.

Me: Wow, that was quick.
michaelwanker by thehonkster June 13, 2009

Michaeling 

to keep on being a fan of and supporting Michael Jackson.
Alright, guys; I gotta go. Keep Michaeling!!!
Michaeling by ILuvVocab November 9, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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