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MichaelShot 

When you cum on a girl face and yell “that’s what she said!” After whatever she says next
“Yea man, I Michaelshot’d her… she wasn’t super impressed”
MichaelShot by Date Mike 7 July 11, 2021
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Michaelsoft Binbows 

A Japanese computer store selling cheap computers and computer parts
Person 1: I want a computer, but I can't afford one
Person 2: Just go to the Michaelsoft Binbows store - they sell cheap computers
Michaelsoft Binbows by Doge05 September 24, 2017

Charles Michaelson 

Singer Ingrid Michaelson's brother. She wrote & dedicated a song to him called "Charlie". He's currently a math teacher in San Diego, California.
student: "hi mr. michaelson"
charles michaelson: "hello, let's do geometry"

Ingrid Michaelson 

A middling singer who thought she'd cash on in the cutesy-jangly ukulele train of indie horseshit.
Ingrid Michaelson: "Everybody everybody"
Everybody: "SHADDUP!"
Ingrid Michaelson by butttt June 13, 2010

Ingrid Michaelson 

An amazing indie musician from Staten Island, New York. She currently has two albums released; Slow The Rain and Girls And Boys. Her most popular song titled The Way I Am was featured on the Old Navy sweater commercial in winter of 2007. Several of her songs have also been featured on TV shows such as Grey's Anatomy and The Hills.
Ingrid Michaelson is my favorite musician EVER.
Ingrid Michaelson by Tskate July 2, 2008

michaelphobiaitis 

She couldn’t sleep last night because Michael Jackson haunted her dreams she must have michaelphobiaitis.
michaelphobiaitis by bandemthebest November 6, 2020

Michaelsoars17

Smart funny and badass, somewhat witty. Likes to joke around and a nice guy
I like Michaelsoars17 he so handsome and awesome
Michaelsoars17 by Muhirisi July 28, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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