Definitions by butttt

lapierre 

A mass shooting that takes place at a school or other public place. Named after Wayne LaPierre, who hijacked the formerly sensible NRA in 1977 and formed it into a lobby that bribes several congressmen to vote against reasonable gun control measures that most of America wants.

Students are subject to regular drills that demonstrate what to do in case of fire, tornado, or lapierre.

lapierre by butttt May 6, 2018

it's whatever 

Fuck you.

"Hey I'm sorry I didn't show up but I'm really getting swamped over here. I understand how important this was to you and I really hope I can make it to the next one!"

"It's whatever."

it's whatever by butttt January 24, 2012

Stagora 

When a sausage-party / stag do turns into a place of philosophical discussion, with the help of liquor and boredom from having no chicks to chase.

You didn't miss anything dude, After Jen split, the do at Nick's turned into the Stagora.

Dave can't handle when things get too real, he'd rather fight than go to the Stagora.

Stagora by butttt September 13, 2011

rotofoti 

Raw on the outside, frozen on the inside. A culinary fail.

Chef Ramsay gave her the axe after her steaks kept turning up rotofoti.

rotofoti by butttt April 8, 2011

Ingrid Michaelson 

A middling singer who thought she'd cash on in the cutesy-jangly ukulele train of indie horseshit.

Ingrid Michaelson: "Everybody everybody"
Everybody: "SHADDUP!"

Ingrid Michaelson by butttt June 13, 2010

Hey Soul Sister 

This single by Train gained popularity after headlining the compilation album "Now That's Who I Call a Bunch of Posing Prancing Cockmouths, Volume One."

If your date starts singing along to the opening buttfuck moans of Hey Soul Sister, shove her out of the car and run.

Hey Soul Sister by butttt June 13, 2010