Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Michael Lee Freeman 

The one that god has sent you to for some pizza and beer.
That looked just like Michael Lee Freeman!

Michael Levitating Singularly 

From the intellectualized rendition of "Michael in the Bathroom" by the Be More Chill cast. The intellectualized line of "Micheal Flyin' Solo" Also the title of the intellectualized version of Michael in the Bathroom
No one: Hey did you see that new song "Michael Levitating Singularly" by The Intellectuals? It's sooo GOOD

Literally everyone: No chap. I have not. Are you sure that exists?

Michael Lee

Stabbing people with pencils
having no friends
reading his kindle
My favorite celebrity is obama OH SHIT MICHAEL LEE IS COMING
Michael Lee by Michael Lee 2.0 September 24, 2019

Michael Lee Brown 

the sweetest man alive. he’s the skinniest legend around. Stream “Way It Used To Be” the EP for clear skin😌✨✋
“Have you seen Michael Lee Brown as Evan Hansen? He’s incredible”

Michael Leach 

Masturbation resulting in serious fracture of the little finger
Did you hear what happen to Geoff? He's been hospitalized after a cheeky Michael Leach.
Michael Leach by Bobster90 May 18, 2015

Michael Leone

Michael Leone will defeat Diana Harshbarger by 50 points.
Michael Leone by SeaPancakes July 22, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Load more