MiKhan 

em-eye-khan -adjective; having an unusual, witty, or virtuous quality, hedeous, unstable, law afflicting persona, etc.

E.g: 'Dat Thing Dat Slapped Da Crown Off Da Queens Head Wid An Imaginery Dead Baby Monster Was MiKhan'.

MiKhan by M1Khan November 23, 2010

Mikhail Kalashnikov 

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.

When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.

Mikhail Kalashnikov by O. W. Tongueincheek February 8, 2022

mikhalia 

a nice hilarious gorgeous friend, she is all ways smiling and super nice. If you get on her bad side good luck there is no coming back from that

mikhalia walked in the room making it happier.

mikhalia by m2246 November 2, 2018

mikehandy

The one, that guy everyone wants to be like. The man next door who you can count on. A true ladies man, a modern pimp. A beast in the bed room, and a friend to the end.

Ben said, when I grow up I want to be just like mikehandy.

mikehandy by Clearly da1 February 14, 2014

mikan 

a japanese word for orange. It is also used a name.

A mikan is great source of vitamin c.

mikan by mexgirl101 February 20, 2010

Mikan tsumiki 

A cute nurse from danganronpa who hangs with her girlfriend named Ibuki

Fuck yeah Mikan tsumiki

Mikan tsumiki by Ibuki kinnie October 6, 2020

Mikhayla 

A beautiful lady, who has a gorgous smile and gorgous personallity and eyes ... always willing to help a friend, kind hearted and a person who you can always trust no matter what. such amazing strength, will and power.also with alot of spirit within the heart and soul.

Mikhayla- Simple but amazing gorgous girl.

Mikhayla by Turtle ;) <3 June 28, 2011