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Joel Michael Singer
A little bitch. A male Karen.
An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.
Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.
Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
Joel Michael Singer by SweatpantsLawyer May 6, 2020
Walt McHan’d
When you’re really gettin down with some good gay butt sex but your dick is so small you can’t get past the cheeks, causing you to have to create a jizzy waterfall in the other dudes crack
The way Logan is braaaaaaaping and the sun glistens off his D.I.LF. bod he’s tryin to get Walt McHan’d
Walt McHan’d by Chad Savage March 28, 2022
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backyard mechanic by Starchylde June 15, 2016
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Majestic Michael by Hi I’m Michael March 11, 2019
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