Mexecute

To execute your son with a slipper

Maria: Where is Juan?
Pedro: Off with the cartel again
Maria: If he doesn't come back I'll mexecute him

by mamoopy May 28, 2018

Mexecute

Verb: To execute a deal with Mexican precision. Typically limited to energy or high dollar deals and situations where only a Mexican has the ability, tenacity, knowledge, and aggressiveness to get the deal done.

Hey Guey, Dylan dropped the ball on this deal send in El Marco to Mexecute it and get it done.

by Pinche esmart guy May 5, 2025

mexicuted

The result of overeating too much Mexican food.

Bro 1: C'mon, let's go to the taco truck!
Bro 2: Nay...last time I had their Super Asado burrito and got Mexicuted.

by FlatMatt May 25, 2009

mexecuted

The act of getting your ass beat by a Mexican. Particularly when you are trying to unmask a Luchidor.

Dude, you just got mexecuted!

by The OriginalSmotPoker June 13, 2010

Mexicute

Hot in a Mexican way. Can also apply to Jews and people from other Latin cultures.

"I know I shouldn't have hit that, but he was Mexicute!!!"

by Megatroyd March 24, 2010

Mexicuted

A form of execution in which 4 - 7 Mexicans take you out for the best time of your life before you die the next morning due to the excessive partying. Activities usually include nachos, cocaine, tequila, pinatas, Pedro's Chevy, and trips to Tijuana.

Kim Jong Un's uncle was mexicuted last weekend. A group of mexicans came up to him and said, "hey mang, we going to take you out in Pancho's Chevy, and we won't stop until you're mexicuted."

by mremage December 14, 2013

mexecution

A transitory state in which a swarthy Latin is changed from the state of being alive to the state of being dead. Usually perpetrated by a southern lynch mob.

"Caesar Chavez died due to a combination of advanced cystic fibrosis and mexecution." -School Textbooks

by AdmiralDavidov August 15, 2006