Mexicute

Hot in a Mexican way. Can also apply to Jews and people from other Latin cultures.

"I know I shouldn't have hit that, but he was Mexicute!!!"

by Megatroyd March 24, 2010

Mexicution

The act of releasing a lethal fart in the car on the way home from a Mexican meal which results in the death of all passengers in the car.

Timmy's entire family succumbed to Mexicution as his family was driving home from dinner at the Mexican restaurant last night.

by Murphjam April 18, 2015

mexicutioner

Name given to Manny Pacquiao, a Filipino boxer who has defeated every Mexican he has ever faced. Also one of the fastest boxers ever.

"Manny Pacquiao, the Mexicutioner, has killed more Mexicans than the maquiladoras"

by jsnalb December 9, 2008

mexicution

The unparalleled pain and bloating that results after consuming an excess quantity of Mexican food. Commonly results in feelings of pregnancy, a desire for a siesta, and/or desire to never again eat Mexican food.

Kathy: Dude I am so down for some mexicution right now
Greg: ...it's 8 in the morning. It's too soon
Kathy: For lunch we're getting mexicuted, I need to get two tacos, a bucket of beans, and a cup of nacho sauce.

by caldebate September 25, 2009

mexicution

When a person is strung up by the feet and beaten to death by a mob, like a pinata.

We hung that douchebag by the legs and beat him with sticks til he stopped moving. It was a total mexicution.

by Jaxon Pollack December 19, 2011

Mexicutioner

The nickname given to Joakim Soria, Ace closer for the Kansas City Royals baseball team.

"Dude, we can't lose now, the Mexicutioner is in. He's Mexican tough"

by UnionStation July 4, 2008

mexicate

mexicate-verb

to mexicate is to change something by means of introducing something mexican to it.
similar to Chinafy, Japanicate and Polanize. etc.

in sentence: "melissa totally mexicated my luau last night by bringing chips and salsa instead of puoy(?)"

by A.R.T. September 2, 2005