AdmiralDavidov's definitions

mexecution

A transitory state in which a swarthy Latin is changed from the state of being alive to the state of being dead. Usually perpetrated by a southern lynch mob.

"Caesar Chavez died due to a combination of advanced cystic fibrosis and mexecution." -School Textbooks

by AdmiralDavidov August 15, 2006

The 90s

verb - The discarding of all technical virtuosity in music, the detuning of your instruments, the adoption of whiney or rapped vocals.

noun - An era whose only redeeming qualities were the destruction of hair metal and the creation of the fantastic Beast Wars cartoon. American music was taken over by Grunge, and again later by Rap, Nu-Metal, and post-grunge. None of these genres had any interesting technical arrangements, and most were filled with self-indulgent lyrics about angst, pain, and how much "life sucks".

Though it only lasted ten years, this decade has set music back nearly thirty years.

by AdmiralDavidov September 5, 2005

iron maiden

Founded by bassist Steve Harris, Iron Maiden infused Thin Lizzy style dueling guitars and throbbing basslines with a more metallic sound, leading the British Heavy Metal explosion circa 1980. Though they've made brilliant music throughout their career (excluding No Prayer for the Dying and Fear of the Dark), Maiden were at their peak from Number of the Beast through Somewhere in Time. Known for blisteringly intense live shows featuring both flawless musicianship and energetic stage antics. Maiden is real fuckin' heavy metal. \m/

"Iron Maiden destroyed at Ozzfest '05. They gave me whiplash of the headbangingest sort. Hell, that was easily worth having to endure 50 minutes of the mallcore Mudvayne." -Me

by AdmiralDavidov September 5, 2005

marquis de sade

The guy who invented S&M. He puts all the other sadists to shame.

"Take it like the bitch you are!" -Sade

by AdmiralDavidov September 5, 2005

Mexication

The act of becoming fat, smelly, hairy, and sleepy.

"You've undergone some serious mexication as of late," -KKK Clansman
"I can't help it, it's a side effect of the Pill," Clasnsman's Wife
"FYI, you burn in hell for using birth control," -KK Clansman
". . ." -Wife

by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005

republican

A member of the political party that hasn't produced single decent presidential candidate since Goldwater.

Also, someone who has no respect for the individual despite their claims of being anti-big government.

Someone whose only redeeming quality is thier support of gun rights.

"The Confederacy ownz j00, as does foreign intervention!!!111oneoneone" -W

by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005

metallica

Something that was at some point in time brilliantly spectacular but has since degenerated into utter crap.

"Now that you're married, you've become such a Metallica."

by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005