Osama bin Laden had plenty of warning and a bunch of guns in his room when Seal Team 6 came knocking, but he died without firing a shot. He should have rogered up.
by FlatMatt November 29, 2012
Bro 1: C'mon, let's go to the taco truck!
Bro 2: Nay...last time I had their Super Asado burrito and got Mexicuted.
Bro 2: Nay...last time I had their Super Asado burrito and got Mexicuted.
by FlatMatt May 23, 2009
A condition created in a formerly fun person caused by becoming a parent. Can affect behavior with opposite sex and capacity for drink.
Adam used to be so much fun at Raider games until he had kid and got such a serious case of parentalisis.
by FlatMatt April 03, 2009
Adjective, describing a thing, person or situation that is broken, in error, messed up, misunderstood.
But some of them seem to understand how badly they are being out-maneuvered and how skewiff their compass is.
by FlatMatt February 26, 2009