FlatMatt's definitions

mexicuted

The result of overeating too much Mexican food.

Bro 1: C'mon, let's go to the taco truck!
Bro 2: Nay...last time I had their Super Asado burrito and got Mexicuted.

by FlatMatt May 25, 2009

parentalisis

A condition created in a formerly fun person caused by becoming a parent. Can affect behavior with opposite sex and capacity for drink.

Adam used to be so much fun at Raider games until he had kid and got such a serious case of parentalisis.

by FlatMatt April 3, 2009

skewiff

Adjective, describing a thing, person or situation that is broken, in error, messed up, misunderstood.

But some of them seem to understand how badly they are being out-maneuvered and how skewiff their compass is.

by FlatMatt February 26, 2009

rogered up

To take action or get going, when others are scared or timid, esp. in a military environment.

Osama bin Laden had plenty of warning and a bunch of guns in his room when Seal Team 6 came knocking, but he died without firing a shot. He should have rogered up.

by FlatMatt December 5, 2012