Character from the Adult swim show "Harver Birdman: Attorney at Law". Was a former enemy of Birdman, but is now a judge who often hears Birdman's cases.

He has various psychic powers including: teleportation, telepathy, hypnotism, precognition, and telekinesis — all referred to as "mind taking"— but he rarely uses them for anything beyond sophomoric mischief. He has been given the personality of a cocky and flamboyant stage magician; because of this, he often predicts the result of the cases he presides over before they have even started.

He often makes an entrance, such as appearing in a cloud of smoke or from a bolt of lightning. Mentok's gavel is a brain on a handle, which squishes when struck. He also seems to enjoy patronizing people such as Inch High Private Eye and especially the courtroom's bailiff, while the bailiff usually just ignores him and stares forward with a blank expression.

During his time on Earth, Mentok has worked as a mufti, a genie, a sex trade worker, a Cossack, and an E.S.T. instructor. His main catch phrase is "Booweeoop" to give the impression of eerie sci-fi music sound and is said whilst moving his hands around in a circular motion often when 'Mind Taking'.

1."You cannot stop Mentok the Mind Taker! Not while there's minds to be Men-taken!"-Mentok of Harvey Birdman: attorney at Law

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Mister Metokur

a gigachudbud that bully the Ralph (rage pig)and the destroyer of all *cough*cough*furrys AND ANHILATOR OF DEVIENTART FETTISHES

Mister Metokur is also called Jim,hes epic and roasts rage pigs and furrys

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metok

A Metok is often a bubbly, shy and fun girl. Once you get to know her you won't to let her go. She will tell you everything after her awkward shy stage. She can often be quiet rebellious at times. A Metok is a really pretty girl that has all the gossip. She has a great sense of humour and can make anyone happy. As soon she walks in the room everyone is happy. She has a unique style of clothing. Her clothes are very colourful and never wears black. Once you find a metok your life is complete and you now have a beautiful, loyal best frand.

John: Dude you're lucky you have a metok

Jason: Yeah dude I'm so lucky, I'm never going to let her go

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Metrokotsas

To sweat when the word "cheesesteak" is mentioned

When Kevin challengeded Cory to an eating contest, he Metrokotsas -ed when he told him the cuisine

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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