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Mettomäki 

Fuck yeah! The bestest lastname in the whole fucking world!!!

It's also very rare and only seen in Finland.
Did Mettomäki eat my sausage?
Mettomäki by Laiskamato February 28, 2019
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methomaniac

a person rather intent on strict following of certain methods and procedures with deviations not accepted. these people are often stifling and overbearing. Often haughty and proud. think they are always right because they know what is supposed to happen next.
methomaniacs drive me crazy.
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Methomaniac

A person to whom which consumes small or large amounts of crystal meth also known as jibb also known as ice also known as Tina etc. This person also gets so high they enter a stage of psychosis to which they often never return from they are, accustomed to telling lies and predominantly adding more excitement or changes to ones stories! This person also believes everyone is out to get them and becomes extremely Paranoid and also entitled. They also believe that everyone owes them Something.
“I was talking to Sandra (pseudonym) the other day, and she is just lost it she’s out to dinner I mean what a methomaniac”
Methomaniac by Anonymouseandk April 14, 2019

mettemarie

The mastermind behind every attempt at world domination. Her cold stare, attentive eyes will make you weak in the knees. But Mettemarie can also be the answer to your prayers; she'll turn the day upside down.
"Have you heard about Mettemarie?" "No. Lucky for you."
mettemarie by Moodychokolateee March 17, 2022
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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