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Metrocrack

A combanation of rat poison Carmel apple and crystal meth
Yo 50 cents worth of Metrocrack will get me goin
by Heidi Wexler October 28, 2003
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Metroracial

When a person has stopped using adverbs to describe people, such as white guy, Latino guy, black guy, etc. but refers to all people as I met this person. Not I met this black guy, girl, person.
In an effort to contribute to equality for all I have adopted a metroracial philosophy.
by Winterparkbob October 20, 2016
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metocracy

An elected system of representation in which the populace is governed by civil servants who are responsible solely to safeguard state institutions and representatives who safeguard the integrity of the vote itself.

A duality of totalitarian democracy and democratic confederalism.
Metocracy treats the will of the people and the desire of the people as distinct entities: dualistic and therefore contrapositional.
by sandraxine June 19, 2018
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metrojack

An individual who thinks they should be a Lumber Jack, wearing tight jeans, plaid shirt, work boots, full beard, clean cut hair (possible man bun) and has manicured nails and perfect hygiene. Most likely a food service worker at an uppity restaurant, cafe, bartender or espresso barista. Female "metrojane"
The metrojack worked diligently to prepare all of his customers orders as quickly as possible.
by kawirider February 16, 2017
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Metroracist

Term for your friends that you chill with and are actually really cool with and you’ve known for a long time, but at the end of the day vote for people who’s policies fuck over minorities
Black guy says: "Johnny is my homie, we play beer die, watch football, help each other with assigments all the time. But he voted for Trump so he's a metroracist."
by sickinlove June 5, 2020
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metrocrate

A government (or other)official,usually of lower intelligence, most often found in little cubicle boxes.
The metrocrate took two hours to find all the forms I needed.
by lulubelle Lee September 7, 2009
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Methcrackjuana

A drug used by Hobbits. sometimes mixed in with Magical Hobbit Wine.
That was magical Hobbit wine, sir. For all you know, that could have been laced with methcrackjuana.
by Natural_d20 May 26, 2011
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