metrocrate

A government (or other)official,usually of lower intelligence, most often found in little cubicle boxes.

The metrocrate took two hours to find all the forms I needed.

by lulubelle Lee September 7, 2009

Mediocrates

pron. a person of average of below-average intelligence or skill who claims to be an expert.

Leslie pontificated incessantly about her surfing exploits, but the dopers at Mavericks knew her as Mediocrates.

by jj bizzippo May 4, 2008

Methocrat

A drug-addled constituent who votes counter to logic or reason. Their votes are based on how they feel about someone, or how they feel about something. Rarely do they exhibit reason of any kind.

That Methocrat came all the way out here from the comfort of her double-wide to support Trump and to score a quarter.

Neither Democrat nor Republican, but a lot of both, meet the Methocrat. His favorite pastime is doing a line and trolling librals on the internet.

by Noir March 6, 2017

metrogate

a place where lots of bad shit happens. also, home of the infamous vandershower. It is often unneccesarily guarded by a muhammed, who makes sure no intruders sneak in. however, why someone would want to enter metrogate is beyond me. dont be fooled by the comfy couches in the common room. a blacklight would reveal much more than meets the common eye. and that computer you are using in the computer lab, was most likely used by a pedophile or a strange old man with glasses openly watching gay porn.

Guy 1: Dude, don't tell me you got sent there???
Guy 2: Yea man, I have to spend three months in Metrogate.
Guy 1: Oh man, you better watch out for that vandershower!

by Vander-gate is Vander-shit August 4, 2009

Metrocrack

A combanation of rat poison Carmel apple and crystal meth

Yo 50 cents worth of Metrocrack will get me goin

by Heidi Wexler October 28, 2003

Metrobater

Metrobater (Noun): An individual who masturbates while on a Metro train or bus, typically one of the many homeless drug addict males in the system high on meth, fetty or heroin. See also the verb Metrobating

When the mother and her small children boarded they train they instantly noticed the metrobater in the corner seat about to finish.

by beerdrinker247 April 8, 2023