Metman 

Metman is a formidable superhero who's superpower is kebabs and gym. Along with his side kick Edpool they fight crime all shapes and sizes. Metman's notable power is super squat - this involves squatting and shattering the earth as deep as the upper mantle making all enemies disintegrate.

"yo did you see that new metman movie?!"
"no"

Metman by OudWood June 5, 2024

Meeman 

Someone who is easily blamed and is an easy target for an escape goat. He is usually the weakest member of the group. He tends to be loved and hated by all. Fails at playing Dota or WoW. He also has a favorite soda that he worships like no other, Dr Pepper, He is only known by one word, Meeman. If the Meeman dies or goes MIA, a new Meeman must take his place to keep the balance of the social group intact.

Me: Meeman, did you just wake up?
Meeman: *sluggishly opens eyes half-open"
Me: It's 5pm dude, you've been sleeping for 3/4ths of the day
Meeman: *strange grunting sounds followed by a mumbled of Dr Pepper....followed by a 3-hr shower after getting up
Me: Goddamit Meeman.

Meeman by Bobofosho November 12, 2011

Methane and sulfur compounds

Methane and sulfur compounds are stuff that comes out of your butt. It's basically a fart. The methane is the loud part of the fart, while the sulfur compounds are the stinky part. The more sulfur compounds it has, the stinkier the fart.

Ew! Who let out methane and sulfur compounds? It stinks! Stinky fart!

Methane and sulfur compounds by HawaiianPunch1 December 20, 2021

methane lab 

An extremely stinky bathroom- one that smells like an overflowing septic tank is right underneath it. Meth labs generally have several stalls, each of which is equally noxious.

I'll be right back I have to go make a deposit in the methane lab.
The meth lab in the videotpae department where I work smells like its overflowing with 60 years of shit.

methane lab by Scott KABC December 17, 2006

METANOIA

The journey of changing someones heart, mind and way of life.

-Is when you lose someone from your family members or a special person in your life.
-when you are forced to leave your country or your loved ones.

My life experience here in Spain is metanoia

METANOIA by M E T A N O I A April 17, 2019

Methan 

The ship name for Megan and Ethan, if both are into science then pronounce it like methane, let all your friends know of this ship and now in chemistry whenever methane is mentioned all eyes will be on this cute couple!

Teacher: bla bla bla Methane!

Literally everyone :*stares at megan and ethan*
-(except jessica bc she's a cunt)

Methan by LordDoggo January 10, 2019

MERMANAUT 

A Mermanaut is an explorer of the aquatic realm. This exploration may take the form of spiritual, physical, or mental exploration of the planets vast oceans, and the worlds, secrets, and treasures they contain.

The word is a compound of mere, mermaid/man, and naut.

Mere is the Old English word for sea. With the addition of “ma” (merma) both genders of mermaid and merman are represented. Finally, the term "naut" is from nautes (greek: ναύτης), meaning sailor.

Q: So...How come you are so into diving?

(ALSO: sailing, boating, kayaking...etc.)

A: Because I am a Mermanaut.

MERMANAUT by P053!D0|\| April 19, 2011