methanite

A person who shows physical and behavioral signs of being addicted to crystal meth.

Did you see that methanite's rotten teeth?

by HPD April 3, 2007

Methanite

(N.) An amish or mennonite person who is hooked on meth.

The methanite got their buggy impouded after their last dui.

by melj7505 September 24, 2019

Methanite

A united gang of meth users

I hope i can someday become a methanite

by Deebo Duvall November 12, 2019

Methane and sulfur compounds

Methane and sulfur compounds are stuff that comes out of your butt. It's basically a fart. The methane is the loud part of the fart, while the sulfur compounds are the stinky part. The more sulfur compounds it has, the stinkier the fart.

Ew! Who let out methane and sulfur compounds? It stinks! Stinky fart!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 20, 2021

methane lab

An extremely stinky bathroom- one that smells like an overflowing septic tank is right underneath it. Meth labs generally have several stalls, each of which is equally noxious.

I'll be right back I have to go make a deposit in the methane lab.
The meth lab in the videotpae department where I work smells like its overflowing with 60 years of shit.

by Scott KABC December 17, 2006

The Methane Murphy

When a man is performing oral sex on a red headed woman with a fully developed red bush, just as the woman begins to reach climax she squeezes out a gas whisper in her partners face.

"Dude, I was going down on this firecracker chick and she gave me The Methane Murphy"

by James J. Brown March 31, 2009

methanical pancake swiveller

A man with long, greasy hair, green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. He sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. Slavering with excitement he drops his pants and swivels his bare arse on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.

Its amazing how many methanical pancake swivellers you see on a sunny day.

by Clagbo July 19, 2006