Usually a female of whatever nationality, whose name is unknown and looking like she’s been on meth her entire life.
A convenient combination between “Methamphetamine” and “Melanie”.
They are often seen on mugshots or roaming in ghettos.
A convenient combination between “Methamphetamine” and “Melanie”.
They are often seen on mugshots or roaming in ghettos.
by TwitchyPuppy April 27, 2019
Usually called Bethany, but she has been up for a couple days and has chosen this time to pick a few scabs into her face, organize her collection of power cords she has accumulated and put them back in the plastic grocery bag and then putting that bag in a drawer. She is currently in the back of the closet along with markers and a vision board that looks like someone who has always lost at pictionary yet she can't help but redraw the same picture and then circle it 20 more times.
Hey was that Methany again? Wait a min.... Where the fuck are all the flashlights? And who drew on the refrigerator?! How many times do gotta tell ya, If you see Methany coming hide the electronics and lock the junk drawer.
by #FlexLuthor December 17, 2022
Your cracked out aunt named Stephanie. She means well but don’t let her cook. Bad food poisoning every time…Don’t let her clean. Don’t let her watch your children……most importantly don’t invite her to the family bbq…
Aunt Methanie needed to borrow 20 dollars so I told her she could wash my car. She showed up 6 hrs later and it took her an additional 6 hrs to clean the car. Thankfully I didn’t have to work. Thank you Methanie
by SIGMASCIENCE July 9, 2023
by mimi12195 January 4, 2010
A hot mama, child of 6. Hooters by night, Alley behind Wackos by night. From a harsh childhood of being bullied for being prego at age 6 with sextuplets. She became a word renowned buissniuss woman, doing classified work 😏
"I bring my little league homies to Hooters to eat, little do they know, I go out back and eat somethin else" -Crystal Methany 'sDaddy #69
by Crystalmethany February 9, 2017
The Bitch you do not like. She a thot. A pissy pussy thot to be exact. She's faker than the plant in your mom's living room. She wants everything but she gets nothing. She's a basic ass bitch.
by Whysipwhenyoucansuck May 6, 2017
Frat Boy #1 - Dude! Did you see Crystal Methany last night?
Frat Boy #2 - Yeah! She smoked like a fistfull of dat shit!
Frat Boy #2 - Yeah! She smoked like a fistfull of dat shit!
by lulz.lulz. September 24, 2009