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Methanie 

Usually a female of whatever nationality, whose name is unknown and looking like she’s been on meth her entire life.

A convenient combination between “Methamphetamine” and “Melanie”.

They are often seen on mugshots or roaming in ghettos.
- Hey dude, look! That’s the mugshot of girl who stole my car!
- Damn she looks like a Methanie XD
Methanie by TwitchyPuppy April 27, 2019
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Medhanie, not to be confused with Medhoney. Medhanies are little babies who reside in the Nasty Northwest. Don't expect Medhanies to eat any foods that include onions, avocados, pickles, or meat that is not well done etc. Medhanies are very picky eaters. Medhanies DO love to eat french fries, breakfast sandwiches, thai food, and enjoy drinking white chocolate mochas from time to time as well. To keep a Medhanie happy, it is imperative that you allow him to think that he is a genious, and let him win fantasy football games as often as possible. But, if you keep a Medhanie happy he will be a very loyal friend. You want a Medhanie on your side!
Damn look at that sexy guy Medhanie! I think I'll order him a vodka sprite and a well done burger, no onions.
Medhanie by ilovesnails November 11, 2012

methanie 

Your cracked out aunt named Stephanie. She means well but don’t let her cook. Bad food poisoning every time…Don’t let her clean. Don’t let her watch your children……most importantly don’t invite her to the family bbq…
Aunt Methanie needed to borrow 20 dollars so I told her she could wash my car. She showed up 6 hrs later and it took her an additional 6 hrs to clean the car. Thankfully I didn’t have to work. Thank you Methanie
methanie by SIGMASCIENCE July 9, 2023

Methaniel 

The male version of Methanie. Usually a male who partakes in the use of methamphetamine. Easily recognizable by the sores/scabs on his body, nervous actions, lack of general hygiene and missing, if any, teeth.
Well, I just saw Methaniel over by the drug house, he was trying to roll the bowl again.
Methaniel by Poppaw January 3, 2024