Metallican't

Any ridiculous attempt made by the modern band Metallica to play and sound as kickass as they used to, with an unbelievable failure ratio.

Man! Metallica keeps trying to regain their fame like the old days and they clearly Metallican't!

Metallican't by medicalmechanica May 1, 2010

metallic titties 

nipples, when painted silver with a silver permanant marker

1:lets get some metallic tites for the swim meet guys!
2: METALLIC TITES!!!!!!!!!
1:i dont want to work i jsut wana bang on boobies
2:you horny fuck! drrr zibbi-zibbah

metallic titties by cockblock July 24, 2004

Space hopper Metallica Tits 

This tuna loving gnome known as the Sunderland leg humper will do anything for a latest squeeze.

Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.

This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.

Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks

Space hopper Metallica tits says “oooh hitting town tonight, meet at the back of Arizona bitch”

“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”

Space hopper Metallica Tits by Cum Dumps October 4, 2019

metallic terror

the government putting metallic minerals in the atmosphere to create an alternative reality used to distract.

The metallic terror overtook the Hollywood actress until she had to call a prayer line.

metallic terror by Coop Dupe June 10, 2018

metallicats 

A legion of crazy 'cats', proud supporters of metallica's music that consider themselves diehard fans.

simon: i like metallica, but i sure hate st. anger.
sheri: and you consider yourself a metallicat?

metallicats by thishouseiscleanbaybee September 16, 2005

metallicats 

A huge Metallica fan; never give up on them even though they are now old men, sort of.

I am a Metallicat because I have been a huge fan of theirs since 1993

metallicats by James August 24, 2003

Metallicats 

The photo inside the Metallica album Garage Inc. with the four horsemen dressed up like Human Nature. Creepy.

Wanna see Metallicats? Open up your Garage Inc...

Metallicats by Heihachi_73 June 10, 2008