Mestimony 

Mestimony is defined as a true but toxic testimony.

This is my story and it is my Mestimony. A word used by Turk of the Hotboys on the revolt show, 'Drink Camps'.

Mestimony by Rob run corleone September 10, 2022

Intestinal Testimony 

A gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. Intestinal Testimony (IT) presents as loud gurgling noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. It is audible to up to fifteen feet away. Not to be confused with an actual fart, with IT there is no expulsion of gas or feces, just the heralding trumpets of the massive toilet turmoil to come.

No, Gary is just giviing Intestinal Testimony to the shit he is about to take. I told him not to eat that much king crab!!

Intestinal Testimony by Catnymph July 22, 2010

Pavement Testimony 

That fine piece of oratory that can be delivered only by one who has had a pint.

The expression of one's drunkenness through the medium of regurgitation.

Luke: So how was Quinn's birthday? Did he get lashed?

Fred: Hell yeah, he REALLY had a pint - he'd given his Pavement Testimony by half ten!

Pavement Testimony by Lukenestler September 21, 2008

testimony

A public declaration regarding a religious experience.

Kristine gave her testimony about how God has changed her life.

testimony by ThatSensation! February 13, 2008

Testimony

A beautiful girl, not too tall
Very lovely and unique, intelligent.A great talker.Her voice and eye's radiants beauty

Testimony,your sister she's very cute

Testimony by anonymous November 28, 2021

pestimony 

Any type of testimony that is either given in a court of law, or possible testimony that is uttered to someone, solely to pester or intimidate a person. Can also refer to testimony that is later proven invalid or false.

I am so glad to hear that the court case was dropped, due to an overwhelming amount of pestimony that was discovered by the judge and jury.

pestimony by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

Testimony

A beautiful girl, not too tall
Very lovely and unique, intelligent.A great talker.Her voice and eye's radiants beauty

Testimony,your sister she's very cute

Testimony by anonymous November 28, 2021